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I don't currently have access to my alt.gothic.gun^3, but if you give me your name and number, I shall surely get back to you with my alt.gothic.hatchet^3.....#Ken Nagle-#10530
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If the style guide was enforced by FrontPage, Composer, and a LEAD PIPE it sure would!#Chris Hanson-on whether a new style guide would be used#14274
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Murphy's computer law 13: When you arrive home with your new computer, it will be obsolete, and two weeks later the PC you wanted but couldn't afford will cost less than the one you bought.#Murphy-#19291
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Advertising, n.: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.#Stephen Leacock-#1748
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Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.#From A Horror Movie Character's Survival Guide-#6129
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IQ of the group = lowest IQ of a group member / people in the group#-#15567
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I'd love to, but I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.#-#12712
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It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be overqualified.#Top 5-#15751
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I have to take an oxygen break here.#Ari Rapkin's uvacs quotes-#11138
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although many people do enjoy going to eat'n park before, after, and i daresay during sex, it is possible to enjoy eat'n park even when no sex is involved.#Geoff Spear-#2170
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Hate the wrong, not the wrong-doer; otherwise God will hate you.#-#8728
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He's really sweet and in some ways I think he's so right for me, but... I HATE that guy.#Friends-#9172
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I called my lawyer's office to complain about my pain and suffering. Their commercials are killing me.#-#10253
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His super power is to turn into a scotch terrier.#-#9576
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Boredom reigns.#-#3907
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God is not trendy, so he definitely wouldn't use Motif. God sent his only Sun to save the world, and then they beat him and made him run Solaris.#Dave Barr-#8287
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Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.#-#19903
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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.#Woody Allen-#15926
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I won't stand for gossip! No, I sit down and make myself comfortable for gossip.#Crabby Road-#12435
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Boldly going where no modem has gone before...#-#3886
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He is so rich, he is ahead in his alimony payments.#-#8903
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A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.#-#1476
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I think the great lesson of the 20th century is that you have to separate the ethics from the aestetics...The great lesson there is that you don't have to agree with what the Nazis did, but, yes, be honest about it, they did have the best uniforms. A lot #Andrew Eldritch-#11969
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Is this a machine? I don't talk to machines [Click]#-#15673
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Happiness is not doing what you like, it's liking what you do.#-#8670
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If pro and con are opposites, is Congress the opposite of progress?#-#14153
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I am interested in giving computer generated characters expressive, believable motion; essentially bringing them to life.#Cindy Ball-#10085
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Increasing vision is increasingly expensive.#R. A. Janek-#15428
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How can you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?#Verbal Kint-The Usual Suspects#9759
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All around the world... It's the same song.#Digital Underground-#1913
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Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.#-#6997
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Everybody says they want a million bucks, but I'd rather have a million days with you.#All-#7022
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Ancient Chinese Curse: May all your wishes be granted.#-#2476
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Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.#-#18026
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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike.#Oscar Wilde-#19107
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An efficient organization is one in which the accounting department knows the exact cost of every useless administrative procedure which they themselves have initiated.#E.W.R. Steacie-#2357
