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If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
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He better not be good looking!#Jerry Maguire-#8832
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He's stoopid. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.#-#9210
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Child: We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.#-#4597
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I take heart in the fact that your death resulting from you simply forgetting to breathe is likely.#Kevin Zygmontas-#11857
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Learn something? Oh yeah, I guess that COULD be a consequence of our commenting on their homework.#Berna Massingill-#17263
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Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it.#Picard-#18829
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Do you know Montana?#-#5926
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I would love to go out with you, but I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist..#-#12483
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Just because you're stupid doesn't mean you can't rule the planet.#Mom and Dad Save the World-#16864
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At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.#-#3191
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No man is an island........except for Raymond Burr#-#20147
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better to misplace cat5 than to misplace 5 cats#-#3661
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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand#-#9866
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A revolution is not a dinner party.#Mao Tse Tung-#1317
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Neither tempest tossed nor temptor sent.#Edgar Allen Poe-#19748
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Aperi os tuum muto, et causis omnium filiorum qui pertranseunt. Aperi os tuum, decerne quod justum est, et judica inopem et pauperem.#Liber Proverbiorum XXXI: 8-9-#2843
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It's a choice that's been offered to many men: Be a slave in Heaven or a star in Hell; and Hell does not always look like Hell - on a good day it can look a lot like L.A.#Dr. Eugene Sands-Playing God#16216
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Executive Suite, n.: A sugar daddy.
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Modem, n.: What landscapers do to dem lawns.
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For something that does not exist, the Internet Engineering Task Force has had quite an impact.#Scott Bradner-#7694
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A good vacuum really sucks.#-#903
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I like to eat my friends, I make no bones about it.#The Police-#11396
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Homosexual, n.: A man's man.#-#9664
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In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon.#-#15099
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Delayed payment, n.: A tourniquet applied at the pockets.#-#5495
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Civilization - biggest syntax error in history!#-#4686
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Heh. Very funny. The problem with engaging in such wild speculation, of course, is that you might strain yourself. I'd hate to see you get hurt or, god forbid, killed over such obviously false accusations, no matter how amusing they might be. Maybe in the#Greg Plesur-#9264
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As the axe entered the forest, the trees said, The handle is one of us.
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It's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it.#George-on Seinfeld#16448
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Disclaimer: I said WHAT?#-#5722
