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If all you have is a hammer, then all the world looks like a nail.
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It is with deepest regrets we must inform you that you're a weenie.#Matt Rupert-#16034
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If you can't explain it, you damn well shouldn't have written the code.#Zalman Stern-#14498
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Did you know that 'gullible' can be used as a verb?#-#5639
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Lucky for you stupidity isn't painful.#-#18067
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Did you hear about Rob? He drank a whole case of Yoo Hoo in the dark and said I summon thee with pony and helicopter. With pipe organ and Graham Greene memoirs. I summon thee." His office-mate heard him screaming from down the hall# and when he got into their office Rob was gibbering incoherently and all of his hair was white and he was hiding under his desk hugging his stomach and rocking obsessively. So his office-mate said "Damn it- Rob#5624
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My god, would you look at that? There's guilt all over the damn place! How do we stomp out all that godforsaken guilt? If we knew the answer to that, we'd be spreading goat cheese over someone's naked body right now instead of writing this stupid fucking #Suck-#19458
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Access denied. Nah nah na nah nah!#-#1605
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Just because a guy's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda.#Seven-#16846
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A piano is a piano is a piano.#Gertrude Steinway.-#1238
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I love you, and I support you, and come nightfall you are going to owe me SO big.#Mad About You-#11488
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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are.#-#6875
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It may be those who do most, dream most.#-#16065
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I suppose it never hurts to be reminded that none of us are that far away from larceny. Actually, it's the people who make the most righteous moral noises that I worry about the most.#Sue Grafton-Kinsey Millhone, H is for Homicide#11845
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An earthquake hit the Seattle Kingdome during a ballgame last week. Final score: Cleveland 6, Seattle 3, God 5.3.#-#2349
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Just because a path is well-beaten is no proof it's the right one.#-#16847
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I know 76% of voters were for it, but 76% of voters are dumb. I'm completely in favor of voting against the 3-strikes bill.#Megan Coughlin-#11287
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DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself#-#6364
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For best results, squeeze from the bottom of the tube.#-#7621
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Cat law: Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.#-#4419
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If the facts do not conform to your theory, they must be disposed of.#-#14237
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Happy days are here again.#-#8678
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New country song: I wouldn't take you to a dogfight, even if I thought you could win.#-#19983
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I still contend that shiftiness is a leading cause of murder.#Greg Plesur-#11827
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An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.#Karl Kraus-#2332
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It's not my damn planet, monkey-boy.#Douglas Adams-#16517
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Big book, big bore.#-#3723
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I sit and spew my guts out into the open air, but no one wants to hear a drunken fool... 80 please keep taking me away...#Green Day-#11795
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In case your aim is better than your judgment.#Last of the Mohicans-#15163
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It's just weird, I never thought I'd ever be carnally connected with a majority of KGB.#Andrew Stellman on the Web of Shame-#16419
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Never let go of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.#-#19853
