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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.#-#8499
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A lioness may mate a hundred times a *day* with many different partners during the week if she is in estrus. What the hell!? I don't know whether to say you go girl" or OUCH!"#Persephone Silverthorn-#1006
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Fly By Nighters often hit tall buildings.#-#7563
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If life is but a dream please wake me up.#-#14054
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Marriage, n: A feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.#Charles Caleb Colton-#18342
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And tell me what's going on. Since I have no social life and I work more than I ever have before. Combined. Writing my tenth paper of the year right now. Well, not writing it now, writing mail now... but I will write it.#Kerry Halpern-#2558
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Alden's Law: Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.#-#1880
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An airplane is the only place where you can't walk out on a dull movie.#-#2325
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If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?#Scream-#13940
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I should like to comment this code of mine, but I can't seem to grok the finer nuances of what I did...#Erik Ogan-#11788
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My dream ticket in 96? Kemp and Gump!#David Letterman-#19401
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Ambiguous headline: NEW STUDY FOR OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP#-#2262
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Get out of my bed, and don't come back until your dick is bigger.#Madonna-Truth or Dare#8064
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That proves you are unusual#" returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree- and live and die unnoticed.""#152
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Condom, n.: External storage.#-#4977
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God created Man first, then Woman. You can't get everything right the first time.#-#8235
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It is illegal to skateboard on walls or other vertical surfaces" in Palo Alto."#-#15914
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Metamusil - it helps you go to the toilet. Because if you don't you'll get cancer and die.#Crazy People-#18822
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Given two items, you will undoubtedly be asked for one back.#-#8175
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Cheese Flavored Six Pack...#John Dobbin contemplates rock band names-#4536
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Imagine a used car salesman making little quotation marks in the air with his fingers as he tries to sell you a convertible Corvair because it will give you that edge.""#Mr. Cranky-#15030
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I'm surprised that Mani, of all people, shouldn't appreciate the formal process which allows one to compose a barman, a tap, and a pint glass with a reasonable expectation that one's thirst shall be satisfied.#David Long-#13297
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During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.#Rodney Dangerfield-#6506
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Frame is a very good enough piece of software that there are actually rewards to taking an intelligent and formal approach to your problem. But if you want to be stupid, you can think of Frame as a version of Microsoft Word with most of the bugs taken out
