Bloom Lady: 05/19/13

Sunday 19 May 2013

Esperanto is an amusing attempt to make Spanish so..

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Esperanto is an amusing attempt to make Spanish sound elegant.#Stephen Fry-Trefusis is Unwell, from Paperweight#6792

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I cannot afford to waste my time making money.#-#1..

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I cannot afford to waste my time making money.#-#10381

God is in the Details.#Mies van der Rohe-#8276..

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God is in the Details.#Mies van der Rohe-#8276

Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcti..

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Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.#-#18967

Gymnasts do it with grace.#-#8571..

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Gymnasts do it with grace.#-#8571

finals are a heterosexist tool of the patriarchal ..

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finals are a heterosexist tool of the patriarchal establishment running this school, designed to weaken our ties to one another (by creating neurotic, high-strung women, lessening our time together, and promoting an unhealthy, false spirit of competition #May Jawdat-#7455

It was more like pounding my bloodied head against..

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It was more like pounding my bloodied head against the corner of a dirty, old red brick mantel of a fireplace while having an aneurysm, an ulcer, a stroke, and a brain hemorrhage - all at once. I tell ya, I have the scars to prove it.#Joe Kiniry-#16166

God was able to create the world in only seven day..

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God was able to create the world in only seven days because he had no installed base to consider.#Andy Finkel-#8320

He who sleeps in a marsh wakes up cousin to the fr..

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He who sleeps in a marsh wakes up cousin to the frogs.#-#9089

He who spares the guilty threatens the innocent.#-..

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He who spares the guilty threatens the innocent.#-#9093

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an ..

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I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.#Silence of the Lambs-#10505

Am I alone in the Universe? Judging by the screami..

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Am I alone in the Universe? Judging by the screaming coming from next door, I'd have to say no.#Chris Gahan-#2220

Bugs are sons of glitches.#-#4050..

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Bugs are sons of glitches.#-#4050

Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? ..

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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.#Jack Handey-#15511

If you want your name spelt wrong, die.#-#14878..

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If you want your name spelt wrong, die.#-#14878

But you may find that blood is not enough.#Pete To..

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But you may find that blood is not enough.#Pete Townshend-#4152

I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.#-#..

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I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.#-#11737

I know the day it happens. On August 29, 1997 it's..

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I know the day it happens. On August 29, 1997 it's going to feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing two million sun block is going to have a real bad day. Get it?#Terminator 2-#11323

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a..

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing it to the earlier riddle.#-#9854

It isn't an art film because it has subtitles. No,..

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It isn't an art film because it has subtitles. No, it's an art film because of the midget.#Mr. Cranky-#16038

May the Porsche be with you.#-#18505..

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May the Porsche be with you.#-#18505

I'm not as dumb as you look.#-#13100..

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I'm not as dumb as you look.#-#13100

Cultivate the habit of early rising. It is unwise ..

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Cultivate the habit of early rising. It is unwise to keep the head long on a level with the feet.#-#5233

Ethernet, n.: A device for catching the Ether Bunn..

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Ethernet, n.: A device for catching the Ether Bunny.#-#6799

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something..

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A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.#-#958

Actually, bottom line: you tell the truth sometime..

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Actually, bottom line: you tell the truth sometimes. Like you're pulling taffy.#Lisa Loeb-#1666

Know a good chiropractor? My computer has a slippe..

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Know a good chiropractor? My computer has a slipped disk.#-#17062

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough ..

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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to convince anyone of the existence of God.#Alan Perlis-#1542

Personality' is simply the result of being off bal..

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Personality' is simply the result of being off balance. We have 'characters' because we have not found our center of gravity. We do not accept ourselves for what we are, we retreat form our real selves, and then we erect a personality to bridge the gap.#Susan Sontag-#514

Canada has always been more of a Clark Kent than a..

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Canada has always been more of a Clark Kent than a Superman...#Tony Parsons-#4351

It's now more important to learn boring algebra th..

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It's now more important to learn boring algebra than to practice fun rock throwing. So you take your choice. If you choose happiness over survival too consistently--well, then you die happy. Or else, you thrive grumpily. It's the tragedy of the human cond#Hans Moravec-#16568