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I daydreamed that I was falling and, just before I hit the ground, I fell asleep.#-#10441
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Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.#-#8709
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle, and quick to anger.#-#5854
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It's Day 111 of the Raw Deal.#Rush Limbaugh-10/5/1993#16347
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I'm a little ashamed that I've been stockpiling food a little at a time. Not because I'm truly worried, but because there's just something cool about having lots of cans in the house. So if the world collapses, get in your cars and come see me. We'll frol#John Dobbin-#12856
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A list is only as strong as its weakest link.#Donald E. Knuth-#1008
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California! Come for the overtaxing work environment, stay for the unaffordable housing!#Alex Bochannek-#4266
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Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works.#Riker-#1830
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Ambiguous headline: SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS#-#2275
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It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.#Martin Luther King Jr.-Lawyer's Wit and Wisdom, p 19#16066
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Draw SOMETHING resembling ANYTHING.#When Harry Met Sally-#6395
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."#Jack Handey-#18646
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Apple's redesigned UI for MacOS X is so incredibly slick I hope their users don't slip, fall and break something.#Sam Kass-#2863
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Broad-mindedness, n.: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.#-#4010
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Ehh, Whats up doc?#B. Bunny-#6632
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Electrical Engineers do it with large capacities.#-#6658
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Darkness is much faster than light. No matter how fast light travels, it will always find darkness there waiting.#-#5344
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I felt as if I'd been trapped in a George Lucas production of an Earth, Wind, and Fire album cover.#Owen Gleiberman on Stargate-#10779
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Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.#-#2208
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I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.#Steven Wright-#10238
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If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.#Albert Einstein-1879-1955#13563
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A clean, neat, and orderly work place is a sure sign of a sick mind.#-#660
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Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.#-#17266
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My hat covers my head.... Just like hair used to#-#19469
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It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.#-#15978
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Let's make like a bottom and split.#-#17411
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My a burly person take exception to the way your face is arranged.#-#19328
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Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody finds it out.#-#15001
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I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.#-#11544
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Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!#-#5173
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Natural High: a hot shower on a cold morning. Natural Low: a hot shower if you're a lobster.#-#19668
