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Ben-Gay' now comes is an Extra Strength variety. Always check first.""#Paul Goob" Mazaitis"-#507
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What do you say# Norm?" "Any cheap tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.""-Cheers#182
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I am dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.#Joshua Schachter-#10061
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Don't call me 'white male'; I'm 'differently oppressed', OK?#Andrew Bulhak-#6080
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Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo...
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Carrier Detect, n.: Raison d'etre for premarital blood tests.#-#4409
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Forget the Joneses... I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!#-#7734
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I'd rather french kiss a skunk.#Blackadder IV-#12750
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Is uniformity attainable? Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced an inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To mak#Thomas Jefferson-#15682
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Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you things? Do you see spots?#Buffy the Vampire Slayer-#5991
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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.#Ashleigh Brilliant-#17667
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It s one thing to be right, it s another to be right and have people listen to you.
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles; or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blo#Theodore Roosevelt-#15966
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If things appear to be going well, you have overlooked something.
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I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's...#-#13291
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?#Bumper sticker-#11558
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As executive director of the Bureau of Consumer Alarm, I am always on the alert for news stories that involve two key elements: 1. Fire. 2. Barbie.#Dave Barry-#3009
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A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress, though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known.#Bertrand Russell-#1271
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If a million people belive in a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.#-#6268
