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An optimist is a guy who has never had much experience.#Don Marquis-#2418
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to se its path. Where the fear has#the Litany Against Fear-Dune#11545
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If you're dating a man who you think might be Mr. Right, if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.#Rita Rudner-#14913
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No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.#Fran Lebowitz-#20105
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[Student, during discussion of quantum mechanics _it just happened_ theory of the universe] So not only were we all accidents, but we continue to be accidents.#Ari Rapkin's uvacs quotes-#494
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I fed some lemon to my cat and now I have a sour puss.#-#10744
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Being a Democratic President these days is a lot like owning a cemetery. There are lots of people under you but nobody s listening.
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Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.#-#5668
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But I have to admit that, when I look at C++ source code, I find myself asking which bit actually DOES anything?""#dys@bonesaw.com-#4111
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By day, it's a really uncomfortable couch. By night, it's an even more uncomfortable bed. Futon: ask for it by name.#-#4179
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I once listed all the good things I did over the past year, and then turned them into resolution form and backdated them. That was a good feeling.#Robert Fulghum-#11615
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I ain't lost yet, so I must be a winner.#-#9991
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Every burned book enlightens the world.#Ralph Waldo Emerson-#6893
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Musicians duet in pairs.#-#19320
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Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.#-#18332
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He can't spell either, it's an epidural.#John Dobbin-#8837
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Eat the rich; the poor are tough and stringy.
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Become your own news admin, and you can censor the groups *you* find offensive. comp.sys.amiga.advocacy would be my first choice.#Nathan Loofbourrow-#3517
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Never pass a snow plow on the right.#-#19880
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I'm often asked why I left politics and went to Halliburton, and I explain that I reached the point where I was mean-spirited, short-tempered and intolerant of those who disagreed with me and they said, 'Hell, you'd make a great C.E.O.,' so I went to Texa#Dick Cheney-#13198
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If at first you don't succeed, find someone to blame. Such as Bob, for example. It's probably Bob's fault...#-#13685
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Anyone can stop smoking. It takes a real man to deal with lung cancer.#-#2772
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I stopped to think and forgot how to start again.#-#11833
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I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak.#Linda Evangelista-#10276
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Horology, n.: 1. The science of measuring time. 2. The art of making timepieces.#-#9707
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[The Internet provides] a delivery system for pathological states of mind.#Phillip Adams-#496
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From my perspective (I'm graduating from Caltech next month), the violently creative have no future applying to graduate school, it seems...#Rohit Khare-#7865
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I'm lying on my back now, the stars look all too near, flowers on the razor wire, I know you're here.#Andrew Eldritch-#13057
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Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair, offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time.#Albert Camus-#3496
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My friend Sarah has a 'Faisal test' wherein she runs all her boyfriends by me. In your case I might offer to just send you a bunch of sheets with blanks for 'Name:' and 'Grade:' with big red circled 'F's in all the 'Grade:' boxes, and you can just fill in#Faisal Jawdat-#19440
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Blond Medical Dictionary Term: Cauterize, v. - Make eye contact.#-#3831
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Fuck, fuck, fuck. Pale Rider. Fuck Fuck Fuck. Pale Rider. I MUST SEE PALE RIDER. I WANT VIDEO ON DEMAND ! I WANT VIDEO ON DEMAND! I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW. Goddamn, I think they're putting caffeine in the water.#Robert Rodgers-#7901
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IBM is considering chess opponents for Deep Blue. Asked what its plans are, Deep Blue said it's going to http://www.disneyland.com/#-#13513
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Christian Fundamentalism is the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.#-#4654
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Morning breath no longer gives you that same thrill.#Top 5-#19125
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If we can't fix it - it's broken#-#14375
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Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.#-#5516
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I have the heart of a little child, and the brain of a genius. I keep them in a jar under my bed.#-#11127
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Every few minutes I stumble into some bogosity in SML, and compose a rant, and wipe it because I'm pretty sure no one cares.#Rob Earhart-#6907
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In the final analysis, you just have to make distinctions, even though slimy's pretending he's sleazy, and sleazy's acting just like slimy. Then the choice is clear.#Matt Groening-#15332
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Intelligent people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.#-#15533
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.#James Klass-#2738
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I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday, and I love today.#-#10108
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Change is bad. Give me bills every time.#John Dobbin-#4481
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I wouldn't have turned out the way I was if I didn't have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against.#Madonna-#12554
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I hate drinking games. They slow me down!!!#-#10930
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Books are keys to wisdom's treasure. Books are gates to lands of pleasure. Books are paths that upward lead. Books are friends. Come let us read.#-#3896
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.#-#6208
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Given epsilon less than 37...#math prof from purgatory-#8168
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I think that each town should have a park, or rather a primitive forest, of five thousand acres, either in one body or several - where a stick should never be cut for fuel - nor for the navy, nor to make wagons, but stand and decay for higher uses - a com#Henry David Thoreau-Huckleberries#11954
