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Knowledge is power.#Francis Bacon-#17083
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If the cost of college continues to rise, young people could make a fortune staying stupid.#-#14228
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I have no power. Why should she have the upper hand? Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand. No hand at all. She has the hand. I have no hand.#Seinfeld-#11089
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Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it.#Mignon McLaughlin-#18262
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I was offered the lead in a new motion picture, The Attack of the Killer Love Handles.#-#12241
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If your ass isn't your greatest asset, what is? It's certainly not your personality.#Lex Gibson-#14971
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(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore, (K)ick system?#-#242
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If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots.#Napoleon Bonaparte-#14319
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It's a monkey with a Ross on its ass.#Friends-#16238
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Let's do this in one foul sweep.#Texas House Speaker Wayne Clayton-#17385
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How DOES one mount a scratch monkey?#-#9825
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Have you lost your (state of) mind? Mirth, antipathy, jocularity, enmity, fickle, rancor, cynicism, capricious, obdurate, perfidious, illusory, dubious, and of course... bitter.#Megan Coughlin-#8796
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Bachelor, n.: The only species of big game for which the license is taken out after the hunt.#Thomas Lyness-#3281
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Don't be misled when the newsman said, James Brown is dead.""#LA Style-#6056
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If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.#Fred Allen-#13735
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ALEXANDER BELL'S THEOREM: When a body is immersed in water, the phone rings.#-#1887
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Mother a weed, father a weed. Do you expect the daughter to be a saffron root?#-#19197
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Fortune and love befriend the bold.#Ovid-#7767
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Last night I had a dream that my flour sack was kidnapped and the abductors started sending me muffins in the mail.#Frasier-#17163
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Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missle sighted, target Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept.#-#4284
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I had bad eyesight until I was eight. Then I got a haircut.#-#10908
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.#Scott Adams-Windows Magazine, 5/95#15222
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I'd love to, but my subconscious says no.#-#12726
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Never store data in more than one place; sooner or later, you will update one and not the other.#Niklaus Wirth-#19919
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Cyber Linguist Extraordinaire.#-#5258
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Hold on - wait, maybe the answer's looking for you.#-#9638
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It works better when you turn the brightness up.#-#16195
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.#Honore de Balzac-#20157
