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Behind every successful woman is a pile of unwashed laundry.#-#3575
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I'm not dead; I'm metabolically challenged.#-#13122
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If dreaming you are a muffler causes you to wake up exhausted, does dreaming that you are a wheel rim cause you to awaken still tired?
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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people above me are furious.#-#11218
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It's an ill wind that doesn't blow somebody.#David Farber-#16298
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Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.#-#6914
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Have your pizza shaken# not stirred.""-#8807
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Confucious say: Relax.#-#5006
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May you have nightmares each night and may you awaken each time to find yourself in another nightmare.#-#18555
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If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.#-#14754
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Metaphor, n.: Is kind of like a simile... also the mysterious whole number between four and five (once thought lost, now used extensively in complex mathematics).#Douglas A. Stuart-#18824
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Misspelled personalities: ERICH MARINA REMARQUE - author, ALL QUIET ON THE WATERFRONT.#-#18959
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He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day.#-#9045
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I would like to try to persuade you not to write this book. Two previous posts have already cited examples of people who would kill for such a book, and I simply cannot condone the violence that such a book's release might ensue.#Sam Kass-#12478
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Flow, flow, flow, the current of life is ever onward.#Kobodaishi-#7555
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If it ain't broke, wait a day or two#-#13954
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Censor, n.: One who sticks his no's into other peoples business.#-#4459
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May you never feel pain, itch, burn, heat, cold, sting, prick.#-#18578
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And Rohit, once you become the emotional tampon to one, you get to listen to every f-ing detail.#Adam Rifkin-," And she's like "I don't want to hear this#2551
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C programmers continue it.#-#4226
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Death before dishonor, but neither before breakfast.#-#5416
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I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.#Seinfeld-#10675
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Chinese saying: He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks.#-#4629
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Never trust a man who can count to 2097151 with his pants up.#-#19937
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My foreman thinks I have more ability than I think I have. So I consistently do better work than I thought I could do.#-#19435
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Hi I'm a tagline virus Steal me & join in the fun#-#9521
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Life doesn't breathe only at the points of exhilaration. To me, life happens whenever there's some small detail that catches your attention, even if momentarily.#Adam Rifkin-#17527
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He who seizes the right moment, is the right man.#Johann Wolfgang von Goethe-Faust#9087
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C U L8R, L E G8R.#-#4230
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Don't ever speak more clearly than you think.#Neils Bohr-#6123
