Bloom Lady: 01/13/13

Sunday 13 January 2013

Code so clean... you can eat off it.#-#4787..

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Code so clean... you can eat off it.#-#4787

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Emacs can't whip up shit. You can whip something u..

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Emacs can't whip up shit. You can whip something up using elisp. The problem with this picture? elisp.#Martin Frankel-#6680

Are critics of Hamlet really mad, or just pretendi..

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Are critics of Hamlet really mad, or just pretending to be mad?#-#2879

Don't waste water. Pee on a friend.#-#6313..

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Don't waste water. Pee on a friend.#-#6313

Fodder Muckers is a great band name.#Adam Rifkin a..

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Fodder Muckers is a great band name.#Adam Rifkin and John Dobbin-#7569

I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!#-#1..

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I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!#-#11639

I always watch what I eat. Otherwise it's too easy..

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I always watch what I eat. Otherwise it's too easy to miss my mouth.#-#10015

May you be held hostage for the release of the unk

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May you be held hostage for the release of the unknown soldier s grandmother.

I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you.#Worf-Star Trek,..

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I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you.#Worf-Star Trek, The Next Generation#10380

Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero Horace (8..

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Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero Horace (8 BC)#-#4401

Ideals are ironically far from ideal to have.#Mark..

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Ideals are ironically far from ideal to have.#Mark Denovich-#13529

Congratulations Data, it's a girl.#Troy-Star Trek,..

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Congratulations Data, it's a girl.#Troy-Star Trek, The Next Generation, The Offsprin#5023

It's hot and it hurts and stuff.#Bactine commercia..

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It's hot and it hurts and stuff.#Bactine commercial-#16395

All women become like their mothers. That is their..

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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.#Oscar Wilde-The Importance of Being Earnest#2126

Hey, it's 1994... shouldn't Golden Earring be havi..

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Hey, it's 1994... shouldn't Golden Earring be having their one hit of the decade about now?#Adam Rifkin-#9495

A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.#-#105..

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A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.#-#1055

Daily breakfast ritual: a little hair of the dog a..

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Daily breakfast ritual: a little hair of the dog and a fresh stogie.#Top 5-#5281

It's not denial... I'm just very selective about t..

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It's not denial... I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.#Calvin-Calvin & Hobbes#16497

Here was a man who not only had a ready mind and a..

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Here was a man who not only had a ready mind and a quick wit, but could also sing.#Rope-#9397

Actually I have real references, they work on comm..

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Actually I have real references, they work on commission.#Mark Denovich-#1660

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are..

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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?#-#14373

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.#Ogde..

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.#Ogden Nash-#8662

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.#-#1..

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.#-#12551

Every major horror of history was committed in the..

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Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.#Ayn Rand-#6925

Everything should be built top-down, except the fi..

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Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.#-#7126

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.#..

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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.#Steven Wright-#12318

An intelligence test often shows how smart one wou..

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An intelligence test often shows how smart one would have been not to take it.#-#2404

Information is the manager's main tool, indeed the..

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Information is the manager's main tool, indeed the manager's capital#" and it is he who must decide what information he needs and how to use it."-Peter F. Drucker#15467

Forget home. Behind the sternum and between the lu..

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Forget home. Behind the sternum and between the lungs: that's where the heart is.#Bo Williams-#7731

I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dange..

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I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the same opportunity.#Mark Twain-#13209

Looks like dog doo. Smells like dog doo. Tastes li..

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Looks like dog doo. Smells like dog doo. Tastes like dog doo. Good thing I didn't step in it.#-#17921

May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove..

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May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.#-#18521

LIAR: You won't find many people like her.#-#17487..

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LIAR: You won't find many people like her.#-#17487

Can you get carpal tunnel syndrome by masturbating..

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Can you get carpal tunnel syndrome by masturbating? Try explaining that to your parents.#John Dobbin-#4322

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?#Beck-#..

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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?#Beck-#12858

Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin#-#4854..

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Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin#-#4854

Express an opinion, but send advice by freight.#-#..

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Express an opinion, but send advice by freight.#-#7255

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need..

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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.#Calvin and Hobbes-#17589

Never say Thank Goodness!" after you've passed the..

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Never say Thank Goodness!" after you've passed the exit marked 'Nothing to declare'"#-#19901

I can't bring it back! I don't know how it works! ..

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I can't bring it back! I don't know how it works! Goodbye, folks!#Wizard of Oz-#10339

...there were two hackers who were on the Usenet. ..

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...there were two hackers who were on the Usenet. And one of them has an idea: He would write a program to automatically read the news, make up wisecracks and crosspost to randomly-selected groups. He worked long and hard on this, consuming much Jolt Cola#Andrew Bulhak-#340

He asked me! He asked me!#Monty Python-#8830..

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He asked me! He asked me!#Monty Python-#8830