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DOS is the greatest computer virus ever written#UNIX user-#6355
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If cigarettes were bad for you, they wouldn't sell them everywhere.#3rd Rock from the Sun-#13724
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If your nose is running and your feet smell, you must be upside down.#-#14981
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If you break anything down into its subatomic particles, what *isn t* natural? Cheese Whiz?
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If you don't say anything, you want be called on to repeat it.#Calvin Coolidge-#14588
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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.#Donald Knuth-#3685
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I don't want to kill it for the kids, but Santa Claus is not going to bring us the playoffs. We got to go there and snatch it. We got to go out there, put the mask on and go rob.#Tre Johnson-#10703
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If you wake up and find yourself a success, then you haven't been asleep.#-#14839
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It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.#Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)-#16029
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It was like being black twice.#B.B. King-describing how poorly thought of bluesmen were when he started out professionally in the late '40s#16164
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Avian species of identical plumage congregate.#-#3238
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When the Levee Breaks" is not a 'great song for fucking'. That song is great in a FAST CAR# a fast RED car- a fast red car with PERELLI tires#206
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Klas was hovering the table going Adam? Adam?... I'd say you were a hit.#Rustan Leino-#17053
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I'll try anything three or four times. It may be an acquired taste.#-#12834
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Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.#-#2282
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All music is folk music. I ain't heard no horse sing a song.#Louis Armstrong-#1999
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Hello, I must be going.#Groucho Marx-1890-1977#9302
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Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek viable alternatives.#-#17155
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I was just born, and I was eight and a half months premature. Did I already tell you this dream?#So I Married an Axe Murderer-#12232
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I won't lie now, either. My job isn't to be friends. My job is to produce the best soldiers in the world. In the whole history of the world. We need a Napoleon. An Alexander. Except that Napoleon lost in the end, and Alexander flamed out and died young. W#Orson Scott Card-Ender's Game#12433
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Clark Kent is a transvestite.#-#4697
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Bullsh*t makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful.#-#4061
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Attempt to overdose on a lethal combination of J&B and M&M's.#Top 5-#3207
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If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.#Alice Roosevelt Longworth-#14512
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If you hadn't dropped out of school before you were qualified to TAKE software engineering, you would undoubtedly have learned that the standard software engineering curriculum heavily recommends comments, formal design methodology, and all sorts of other#Nathaniel Borenstein to Zalman Stern-#14647
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Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip.#-#8668
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Make it right before you make it faster.#-#18149
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I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5s. The clerk said, 10-4.#-#12310
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Don't you ever do any work?#-#6332
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Dear Prue, sober or not, I am ever yours.#Richard Steele in 1716 to his wife-#5411
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Force has no place where there is need of skill.#-#7723
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alt.binaries.pictures.erotica has soft core, medium core, hard core, over easy core and sunny side up core.#Robert Harley-#2163
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
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I like to say quark"! Quark# quark- quark#11404
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Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old. Duplos will not. 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should never be used in the same sentence. SuperGlue is forever.#-#17296
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Any sufficiently repeatable miracle is indistinguishable from mundane technology.#Joe Barrera-#2743
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Dinner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza?#-#5691
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Magic Johnson threatened to spit in their Gatorade if they lost.#John Dobbin-#18118
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Astronomers do it under the stars.#-#3146
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Like the ski resort full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.#Alan McKay-#17751
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Jupiter struck by comet, as radio signals from Alpha Centauri are received that say GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!#Top 5-#16830
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I got arrested in L.A. and boy am I beat!#-#10851
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<ZAP> That was *not* manual override.#Data-Star Trek, The Next Generation#234
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Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.#-#8592
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Borg? Where? I don't se*($..NO CARRIER#-#3916
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Eventually, the water hazard will fill up with golf balls. It will still be a hazard, though, because you can only hit your own ball.#-#6864
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I like your approach, now let's see your departure.#-#11420
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If you are completely and self-deprecatingly truthful about how much you owe other people, the world at large will treat you like you did every bit of the invention yourself and are just being becomingly modest about your innate genius.#Eric S. Raymond-The Cathedral and the Bazaar#14434
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Empowerment comes from within. Not from without.#Adam Rifkin-#6698
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Consulting is like dating - you smile a lot, you pretend to enjoy yourself, and wait for some jerk to call you back.#-#5074
