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Darryl Strawberry has pleaded guilty to tax evasion in exchange for a three month prison term. This means that the next time he's traded, it could be for a carton of cigarettes.#-#5350
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It's cold out here. And there are wolves after me.#The Simpsons-#16341
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All history is but a romance, unless it is studied as an example.#George Croly-1780-1860#1943
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If I can't have quiet in here, *I* won't be interested in living. Are you interested in dying? Now, shut up; or I'll send you to a hell you're not familiar with.#Bruce Sherrod-#13823
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I don't know who the Cracker Jack people think they're fooling. Do you think there's a kid in America who rips open one of the toy surprises and says, Wow! Forget the video games# Dad- this is it.""#10595
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A beautiful woman will enrich your life soon.#-#551
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Most people don't have a clue, and they're much happier that way.#Men in Black-#19179
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Have you ever talked into an acoustic modem?... Did it answer?#-#8784
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Look, sir 'droids#-#17912
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.#-#17315
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If more than one person is responsible for a bug, no one is at fault.#-#14088
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Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards.#-#1867
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I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.#-#12206
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Mastur... Lap-based web browsing. Gettin' some air nookie. Wrangling the invertebrate serpent. Tango Con Mano. Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend. Releasing the hostages. Carnal Tunnel Syndrome. Tickling your Elmo. Beta-testing the hardware. Evicting #Top 5-#18389
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In case you haven't heard, the Internet is not a superhighway.#Bill Washburn-Internet World, Feb 95#15162
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A nickname is the heaviest stone the devil can throw at a man.#-#1181
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Murphy's Seventh Corollary: Every solution breeds new problems.#-#19303
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A cynic is man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.#-#719
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If C++ has taught me one thing, it's this: Just because the system is consistent doesn't mean it's not the work of Satan.#Andrew Plotkin-#13720
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No falsehood lingers into old age.#Sophocles-406 BC#20123
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Childhood is short and maturity is forever.#Bill Watterson-#4603
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Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.#-#18022
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I'd like to give people access to Megan's soundtrack, too. I always have music running through my head. Might be fun to let people listen to my mental radio station.#Megan Coughlin-#12617
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A true capitalist fights with their wallet. A true anarchist fights with the opponents' wallet#Jessica Marrell-#1450
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?#-#6006
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My good intentions are completely lethal.#Margaret Atwood-#19460
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I speak for the little birdies that follow me around.#-#11812
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Chown up. Chow down.#-#4649
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March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion, out like a lamb.#-#18287
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Ink, n.: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.#Ambrose Bierce-The Devil's Dictionary#15477
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AOL really pushes that bozo theme to the limit, though.#The Washington Post-#2837
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Brain fried -- Core dumped#-#3963
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An archeologist is a man whose career lies in ruins.#-#2339
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Here Tag C'mon Tag Good Tag. Good boy#-#9395
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Brian gets more done in one day than most people do by noon!#Jeff Arnowitz-#3990
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And if that doesn't work you could always convince yourself that it's really unimportant.#Stephan Monnier-#2522
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If it screams, it's not food.#-#13982
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Anything styrical onyour mind?#Rohit Khare-#2817
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In unix there are no morals, only determinism.#Faisal Jawdat-#15399
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Being functional takes intelligence, but nobody ever seems to give credit for it.#John Dobbin-#3596
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It's very human of you, I won't hold it against you.#Worf-Star Trek, The Next Generation#16659
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Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.#-#15426
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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.#Robert Benchley-#16135
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LIAR: She just may be the best accountant your firm will ever hire.#-#17480
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I'm not fat, just horizontally disproportionate.#-#13131
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Dr. Lee testified that none of OJ's fingerprints were found at the crime scene... so, I guess the gloves do fit!#-#6385
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It really is a shame that this is the only planet we have a choice to live on.#Howard Stern-#16087
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It was as bad as being up a creek in a barbed wire canoe.#-#16157
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Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.#Butt-head-#9476
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It doesn't take a village. It takes an indictment.#Rush Limbaugh-#15752
