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He's got one of those sight-seeing dogs.#-#9155
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Idiocy is the essence of the male mind.#Bill Watterson-#13536
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From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.#Calvin-#7867
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Excuse me, but 'proactive' and 'paradigm'... aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.#the Simpsons-#7190
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Get a grip loserboy... Your idea of hate is a pathetic and sickly creature in comparison to the hatred that fuels this world. Your hatred makes you write a couple of half-assed posts and gnash your teeth in frustration. Real hatred makes you go out and gr#Chris Rapier-#8052
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So# Senator Dole- which is it#139
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Bolcer's First Corollary to Godwin's Law: Any Internet discussion containing more than 3 replies will converge on the topic of sex or death 97% of the time.#-#3883
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ILEN... your tickets are on the kitchen table, in case the bright white envelope with HUGE honking black lettering that says iLEN somehow eluded you.#Kate Cronin-#15013
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Callipigian and pyrolagnia.#Rohit Khare-#4286
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happiness is not a condition that is produced or stands on its own; rather, it is a frame of mind that accompanies an activity. But another frame of mind comes first. It is a steely determination to do well.#George Will-#8667
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It's criminal, a body like that wasted on a twelve year old...#John Dobbin-#16346
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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.#G. K. Chesterton-#2321
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Look - we have just landed upon the outpost of death. My soul is puking.#Charles Bukowski-#17872
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Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.#-#15017
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Life is strange. There is nothing to compare it to.#-#17639
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I just wanted to be the first person to use the word terahertz" on Unhinged."#Martin Frankel-#11266
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Any man can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.#Abraham Lincoln-#2717
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Bladrick, have you been eating dung again?#Blackadder II-#3798
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Drive your roomie nuts: Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously.#-#6420
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I wouldn't mind dying. It's that business of having to stay dead that scares the **** out of me.#R. Geis-#12558
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Consolations, Consultations, Conflagrations.#-#5065
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May a burly person take exception to the way your face is arranged.#-#18438
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I'd still like to play Russian Roulette. I'd like to play alone, but I think the correct term for that is SUICIDE.#John Dobbin-#12770
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Maybe it was the snake drills. Maybe that's what got to them. From time to time, it seemed right to throw a length of hose into the river, yell 'Snake!', and everyone open up with shotguns, Magnums, semi-automatic weapons, whatever was handy on the boats.#Joel Garreau-The Nine Nations of North America#18647
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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.#-#5431
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Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you re at it.
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Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT, contracts, neckties, high voltage, done dirt cheap.#AC/DC-#4965
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i was going to, in fact, deliver an insult so horrible and mind blowing that your personality and psyche would have been utterly destroyed. however, i have decided that it would not be worth it to lose you as a person i'll just mention that i could have d#Joshua Schachter-#12226
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I do not have diplomatic immunity.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#10493
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I hate mankind, for I think myself on of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.#Samuel Johnson-#10937
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Much as I love someone, they will not be handcuffing me to a cast iron bed.#Richard Goodman-#19253
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I would give it all. Catch me as I fall.#REM-#12463
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...much of Usenet is essentially My tribal deity can beat your tribal deity"!"#Michael Covington-#325
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A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.
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I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Luke.#-#12674
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I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.#Steven Wright-#10239
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I wonder if other people can hear voices in their heads. I certainly can. I can hear one now. It's saying, I wonder if other people...""#-#12442
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I don't read novels. I prefer good literary criticism. That way you get both the novelists' ideas as well as the critics' thinking. With fiction I can never forget that none of it really happened, that it's all just made up by the author.#Tom Townsend-Metropolitan#10638
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If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.#-#14644
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Don't crush that dwarf; hand me the pliers.#-#6096
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It's proper to be proper.#-#16589
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And the Lord said 'Maxwells Equations'. And there was light.#-#2564
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Mr. Burns, you make Muddy Waters sound shallow and cheerful.#Smithers-the Simpsons#19236
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His great aim was to escape from civilization, and, as soon as he had money, he went to Southern California.#-#9566
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DEVICE=EXXON.SYS may mess up your environment.#-#5575
