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It's our job. We're the wicked witch. We promise gingerbread, but we eat the little bastards alive.#Orson Scott Card-Ender's Game#16584
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Kickin and splashin and pissin and cussin and guzzlin and laughin and blowin your load. Dancin and singin shilaylees are swingin, we're arm in arm as we're staggerin home.#Rugburns-#17004
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Jump in the hefty bag, baby, 'cause I'm takin' out the trash.#-#16821
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I'm in shape ... Rounds a shape isn't it?#-#13020
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Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.#Michael O'Donohugh-#16748
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Committee: A group of people who individually can do nothing, but collectively can only decide that nothing can be done.#-#4878
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It's Showtime!#Beetlejuice-#16602
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Hey, Rush, that pot roast is for everybody!#David Letterman-#9501
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Choose your enemies carefully. Sooner or later you begin to look like them.#-#4645
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Art doesn't have to match the couch.#Penny Pennington-#2954
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First you want to kill me. Now you want to kiss me. Blow.#Army of Darkness-#7510
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It's always useful to know where a friend-and-relation IS, whether you want him or whether you don't.#AA Milne-Rabbit#16286
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A researcher in San Diego says that eating 25 pounds of chocolate can give you the same effect as marijuana. But as you know, the main effect of eating marijuana is eating 25 pounds of chocolate, so it's the same thing.#Jay Leno-#1314
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It is impossible to both prevent and prepare for war.#Albert Einstein-1879-1955#15918
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If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'll find it.#Ace Ventura-#13875
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If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play.#-#14429
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I will not trade pants with others.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#12386
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Hackers do it with their fingers.#-#8585
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Knowing you is like being in the jungle. You never know what you're going to see next, and you're afraid to find out.#Jerry Seinfeld-#17076
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I (dog) my (love). I (screw) my dog.#-#9976
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Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch!?!!#W.C. Fields-#9474
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Differentials are the ghosts of departed quantities.#Alfred North Whitehead-#5673
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I'm kind of partial to Wonka Whistle, myself. This is lewd, but: New Kids on the Grandmother.#Megan Coughlin contemplates rock band names-#13042
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Health nuts will feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.#Red Foxx-#9241
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It's so embarrassing when I'm always right.#-#16610
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Device, n.: Medieval torture instrument such as the thumbscrew or iron maiden.#-#5574
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I feel no different. My hate's the same.#Milk-Milk & Cheese#10766
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I fear you must blame your own perverse urges.
