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Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity.#Charles Caleb Colton-#7852
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.#Helen Keller-#16976
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I'm going to give you such a pinch!#Joe Besser-#12978
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Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.#-#17689
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Can't open /usr/lib/fortunes.#-#4346
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Do not be deceived by the whiteness of the turban. Soap is bought on credit.#-#5824
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I was gonna pay my student loans, but then I thought, hey, what are they gonna do, repossess my brain?#-#12227
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I want to be in a field where the big buzz words are babies#" "reaching" and "dopamine." That field would be "evil mad scientist who lives alone on an island making his or her race of freakish supermen with animal DNA and things I found in a meteorite.""-Greg Plesur#12166
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Excuse me son# are you aware you were going 130mph back there? Hey- what's with the assault rifles strapped to your bike?" "Just headed for Washington#32
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Lies and betrayals, fruit covered nails, electricity and lust...#Pavement-#17513
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Child: Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.#-#4588
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Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.#-#2700
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A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.#-#528
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If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.#Vannevar Bush-#14166
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Jackie the man Chan looks older in person, but his smile is even more disarming. I wanted to take a swing at him just for the honor of having him kick my ass.#Duck-#16699
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May all your debtors pay off your partner in cash while you're out of the city.#-#18463
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Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.#-#18908
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I may not know art, but I know what I like!#Jack Nicholson-Batman#11518
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I hear all this talk about base memory, expanded memory, and extended memory. What is the difference, and why don't I have them on my Amiga?#-#11171
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Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.#Ambrose Bierce-#5766
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I'm quite sure the preceeding paragraph will be showing up at a future competency hearing.#John Dobbin-#13224
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Computer: Intel Inside. You: Imbecile Inside.#Top 5-#4940
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Never argue with a fool. People might not notice the difference.#-#19766
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All the money, background, prestige... none of it compares with hard work and clean living.#Ari Rapkin's uvacs quotes-#2069
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Anyone with money to burn will always find himself surrounded by people with matches.#Joe Ryan-#2799
