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...dice aren't to tell a Storyteller what happens, dice are for SOUND EFFECTS#Daniel Chapman-#303
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Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.#Dan Zevin-#19965
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Goblin your food is bad for your elf.#-#8226
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I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?#-#13418
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Digital information lasts forever... or five years, whichever comes first.#Jeff Rotherberg-#5681
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Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.#Ambrose Bierce-The Devil's Dictionary#3991
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If this video was a turd, it would be, like, the same thing. Only if it was a turd, it would be kinda cool.
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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you must be at least a foot shorter than them.#-#14471
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Every week here at headquarters we get thousands of pieces of email, asking questions like How do I get online?
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I really don t think I need buns of steel. I d be happy with buns of cinnamon.
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A clean disk is the sign of a warped drive.#-#657
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Business is about making money. Anybody who tells you different is selling something. Probably securities.#Faisal Jawdat-#4091
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A Zen buddhist walks into a pizza place and says, Make me one with everything!""
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Ad astra per aspera. [To the stars by aspiration.]#-#1681
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I'm going to start making people pay me for forcing them to listen to their idiot opinions.#Dogbert-#12986
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I can see how this would make it a lot harder to apply oneself to work, especially at CMU, where work is so pointlessly and excruciatingly odious.#Bruce Sherrod-#10307
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Incumbent, n.: Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.#Ambrose Bierce-The Devil's Dictionary#15432
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Having children is hereditary: If your parents didn't have any, then you probably won't either.#-#8817
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Jumping into hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!#Han Solo-#16823
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Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.#-#3259
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He's testing the theory that there's always a Gene Hackman or Michael Caine movie on the television.#PCU-#9221
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Men willingly believe what they wish.#Julius Caesar-#18792
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I know you lived in France but that doesn't mean you know everything.#Frank O'Hara-#11339
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Divorce is the result of his losing his capital, and her losing her interest.#-#5779
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Does a dog have Buddha-nature, or not? MU.#Douglas Hofstadter-Godel Escher Bach#5981
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I am become Death, the Destroyer of worlds#Oppenheimer-#10051
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I've often thought if there is one time when we are all the same, it is the night when we dream.#John Dobbin-#13485
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Behind every big man ..... is a big behind#-#3570
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Never matter. Never mind. Generation. Degeneration. Regeneration.#Adam Rifkin-#19867
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Communist China is technologically underdeveloped because they have no alphabet and therefore cannot use acronyms to communicate ideas at a faster rate.#-#4895
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Car sickness: The feeling you get every month when the payment is due.#-#4393
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Just now I remembered why we should cut the poor guy some slack: he s in the process of migrating from an Indy to an O2. And he s going to have to find some way to get his work done with only 128 MB of RAM to operate in. The rat bastard.
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I'm not that dumb! - oops...#Fleur Dragan-#13185
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If you are one in a million, then there are 7 and a half of you in NYC.#-#14442
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I feel underpaid, so wasting time isn t unethical.
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Kobuk eat bunny. Need more roughage. Me eat cat tree. Kobuk happy. Me so cute!#Megan Coughlin-#17089
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Law of Serendipity: In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.#-#17224
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I just looked in the mirror, things aren't looking so good, I'm looking California and feeling Minnesota.#Soundgarden-#11245
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A certain critic - for such men, I regret to say, do exist - made the nasty remark about my last novel that it contained 'all the old Wodehouse characters under different names'. He has probably by now been eaten by bears, like the childrenwho made mock o# I have outgeneralled the man this time by putting in all the old Wodehouse characters under the same names. Pretty silly it will make him feel- I rather fancy."#628
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It is later than you think.#-#15935
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It might be scary if my life were to become a farce from which there were no escape, but not so scary as, say, a ten-foot spider with big googly eyes and fangs.#Steve Sisson-#16070
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If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.
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I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed.#-#13117
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My business cards have said engineer" for several years# but that's mostly to impress women."-Scott Adams#19365
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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.#Voltaire-#15982
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No doubt there's some cabalistic ritual I can perform with dot mumble files to set some piece of X folklore that might result in my extending the life of my eyes another few years, but they wouldn't want be good little UNIX propellor heads and actually *d#Henry McGilton-#20119
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A month of experiments can save a couple of hours in the library.#-#1145
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If the teacher taught, why isn't it true that the preacher praught?#-#14275
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I just ordered three books via my own book site by adding them to my site before ordering them from Amazon.com. I m on my way to earning about 4 cents!
