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Make it so they have to reboot after every typo.#Dilbert's manager-#18150
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A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.#-#1244
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I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day.#Linda Evangelista-#10682
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If Californians recycled all their bottles, aluminum cans, and paper, they would save about 150 million gallons of oil each year.#-#13721
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Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.#-#17618
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Bureaucrats do not change the course of the ship of state. They merely adjust the compass.#-#4076
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As much as I definitely enjoy solitude, I wouldn't mind perhaps, spending little time with you.. sometimes... sometimes.#Bjork-#3047
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I would love to go out with you, but I have some really hard words to look up.#-#12484
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From the back to the middle and around again.#Robert Harley-#7871
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My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours.#-#19486
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Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.#-#19931
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All in all, things where easier to fix when the people running the network were the ones with the nukes.#Tim Showalter-#1970
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Life can be great if you live it to the fullest#-#17521
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Adults are just obsolete chidren, and the hell with them.#Dr. Seuss-#1737
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Bo Peep did it for the insurance.#-#3873
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I was sitting here fast asleep when a trill from flora woke me up to some arriving email...#Robert Harley-#12256
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Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.#-#5686
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Thou Shalt Not Kill one of your main Commandments? And Thou Shalt Not Be A Lesbian didn't even make the top ten.#Megan Coughlin-#5133
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MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that.#-#18090
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If they could easily perceive themselves and others as part of a network, children would teach us all sorts of new ways of socializing and communicating. We need children to accelerate this for us because we are too ingrained in traditional modes to see t#Gayl Lepore-#14313
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...a can of Schlitz, a basket of nachos, and thou.#Top 5-#287
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A dead man cannot bite.#Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)-#732
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Instead of delivering its message all at once, the Starbucks copywriters divide it into two component parts... affluent assumption and third-world misery... and then they highlight these two parts in separate pieces of promotional literature. It's a cleve#Traffic-#15513
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He's got a tye dyed Rancid shirt. He wears Birkensrocks to work. Is he a jerk? No! Just confused.#NOFX-#9153
