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Mother is the invention of necessity.#-#19202
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.#-#9908
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I need you here with me, not way over in a bucket seat.#Cake-#11566
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How important is freshness in a dry cat food? To a cat, it's very important.#-#9833
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I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right#-#13158
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All flesh is grass.
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I will not grease the monkey bars.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#12366
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Jesus lives! Darwin survives.#-#16746
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If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.#-#13958
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It was neither the chicken, nor the egg. The rooster came first.#-#16168
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A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.#-#1506
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Goldenstern's Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney. 2. Never buy from a rich salesman.#-#8349
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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts? With a spatula.#-#9820
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Thank you for riding the EgoTrain# have a nice trip." Riding? I *own* it!"-Jim Hong#150
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Didactic, adj.: 1. Intended to instruct. 2. Morally instructive. 3. Inclined to teach or moralize excessively.#-#5652
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I did it, and it worked. Memorize that defense. You may have to use it yourself someday.#Orson Scott Card-Ender's Game#10449
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Faith is the quality that enables us to believe what we know to be untrue.#-#7305
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A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter.
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Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.#Jacques Delille-#7362
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Imagine what English would b lk f thr wr n vwls...#-#15041
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My favorite magazine. Soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbant.#Blackadder IV-#19421
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Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.#-#19219
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Judge yourself on an evolutionary scale, from lemur to man to Dogbert.#-#16819
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Natural High: taking a drive down a pretty road. Natural Low: being dragged behind a car down a pretty road.#-#19694
