Bloom Lady: 04/02/13

Tuesday 2 April 2013

Listen up, you primitive screwheads: This is MY BO..

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Listen up, you primitive screwheads: This is MY BOOMSTICK!#Army of Darkness-#17792

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I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve. I ..

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I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve. I have a history of losing my shirt.#Barenaked Ladies-#11002

In theory, there is no difference between theory a..

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.#Chuck Reid-#15382

Adam's help didn't move the column along one iota ..

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Adam's help didn't move the column along one iota further. But I did get to excoriate him all night long over the bad press I was taking on FoRK as a weight-obsessed sexist maniac.#Rohit Khare-#1709

Fulldeckism: Swimming in the shallow end of the ge..

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Fulldeckism: Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.#-#7914

If you were a doggie on a chain, don't bite the ma..

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If you were a doggie on a chain, don't bite the mailman.#Dave Matthews-#14885

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convinc..

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Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.#Calvin Trillin-#18408

My other cat is a Jaguar.#-#19555..

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My other cat is a Jaguar.#-#19555

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simpl..

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It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.#-#16064

No man would eat a Princess Cake.#John Dobbin-#201..

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No man would eat a Princess Cake.#John Dobbin-#20159

I am functioning within established parameters.#-#..

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I am functioning within established parameters.#-#10069

Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has ju..

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Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of#-#18804

How long a minute is depends on which side of the ..

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How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.#-#9836

If the 1890's were the Gay Nineties"# then WHAT ar..

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If the 1890's were the Gay Nineties"# then WHAT are the 1990's?"-#14216

Have you ever gotten tired of hearing those ridicu..

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Have you ever gotten tired of hearing those ridiculous AT&T commercials claiming credit for things that don't even exist yet? You will.#Emmanuel Goldstein-Publisher of 2600: The Hacker Quarterly"#8768

Bookie - pickpocket who lets you use your own hand..

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Bookie - pickpocket who lets you use your own hands.#-#3895

I lost all of my powers during the night, so I jus..

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I lost all of my powers during the night, so I just returned to work to resume my mild mannered programmer" persona until I am needed again. Until then... I wait."#Greg Plesur-#11447

My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in i..

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My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.#Blackadder II-#19471

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?#-#9800..

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?#-#9800

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anym..

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I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore#-#13059