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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.#Arthur C. Clarke-#2740
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Clarke's Second Law: But the only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.#-#4700
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If you're right 98% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?#-#14949
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A true gentleman is one who can play the bagpipes. And doesn't.#-#1452
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.#-#6644
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Homer Simpson, report for much worse duty.#Smithers-#9659
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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.#Friedrich Nietzsche-#9024
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He recycled this gift. He's a regifter.#Seinfeld-#8936
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I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?#-#10088
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German tourists keep dying in Florida? Gee, do you think all those old Jewish people there have anything to do with it?#-#8046
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C:DOS C:DOSRUN C:DOSRUNAMUCK#-#4244
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A girl asked me out last week. I was in her house at the time.#-#862
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Bob Packwood's lawyer says he has a witness who will testify that one of the senator's accusers made the first move. Maybe so, but since when has coming to work in the morning ever been considered the first move?#-#3877
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I read your book last night." "So you were the one.""#Good Will Hunting-#76
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I like sex the way I like basketball: one-on-one and with as little dribbling as possible.#Naked Gun 33 1/3-#11381
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Dear L. L. Bean, please rename the color choice for mens' boxers to something other than 'cream.' Many thanks.#-#5403
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All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.#Bobby Knight-#2020
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I hope your face ends up on a milk carton.#-#11215
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I learned a long time ago that if you can't spot the pigeon in a poker game, then you're probably it.#Dr. Dective Alex Cross-In Jack and Jill" by James Patterson"#11349
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And don't forget, ladies, that nothing says 'I care' quite like a restraining order....#Eric Rowe-#2490
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Does anyone else ever get the distinct impression that some day a group of people in suits are going to walk into your office or your home and say, We ve got you now! You had everyone *thinking* you were a grown up, but you re not. Now get your things. Y
