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Another of my favorite internal paradoxes: Don't ask anyone out because they're surely taken, but if they're not taken don't ask them out because there must be something wrong with her.#John Dobbin-#2648
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I have a drinking problem. I can't afford it.#-#10964
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(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room#-#238
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I eat swiss cheese from the inside out.#-#10731
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It's a thing named It in a bottomless pit; you can't see it there.#They Might Be Giants-#16256
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Easiest Color to Solve on a Rubik's Cube: Black. Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of side of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic underneath (black). According to the instructions, this means the puzzle#Steve Rubenstein-#6563
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In the coming world they will not ask me, 'Why were you not Moses?' They will ask me, 'Why were you not Zusya?'#Zusya-#15319
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TV is the devil's tool." Yeah# where is it?"-Beavis#173
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I don't want to sleep with you. I want to keep you awake.#-#10708
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I haven't had much use for manifestos since I found the gospel of cynical hedonism.#-#11153
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God knows I don't ask you for much!#Kramer-on Seinfeld#8298
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It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.#W. Sommerset Maugham-#15780
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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.#Ashleigh Brilliant-#14507
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.#Groucho Marx-1890-1977#18887
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Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems theory.#-#4930
