Bloom Lady: 05/25/13

Saturday 25 May 2013

Hello.. Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold?#-#931..

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Hello.. Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold?#-#9314

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I'm the worlds greatest expert on my own opinion.#..

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I'm the worlds greatest expert on my own opinion.#Steve Bondi-#13322

I'm speaking for you here, John, but I assume that..

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I'm speaking for you here, John, but I assume that you want anything that will allow you to fulfill your dream of one day being both divorced and pursued by a stalker.#Megan Coughlin-#13277

Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words c..

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Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action.#Catch-22-#5409

If you can't beat 'em.......RUN!#-#14491..

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If you can't beat 'em.......RUN!#-#14491

All bleeding eventually stops.#Hayden Meeker-#1918..

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All bleeding eventually stops.#Hayden Meeker-#1918

I have a sixth sense: ESPN.#-#10994..

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I have a sixth sense: ESPN.#-#10994

I ve created a monster here, a portable feast movi

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I ve created a monster here, a portable feast moving on even without my pithy contributions slaying Adam s happy-go-smacky-love-life and defending the Austrians...

Hey You can't park there#-Mohican to first America..

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Hey You can't park there#-Mohican to first American settlers.#9462

After surgery, they put me in the expensive care u..

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After surgery, they put me in the expensive care unit.#-#1791

Good fortune will find you, providing you gave dir..

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Good fortune will find you, providing you gave directions.#-#8373

May all your dreams come true, and may you have on..

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May all your dreams come true, and may you have only nightmares.#-#18464

I once thought I was wrong, but I was incorrect ab..

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I once thought I was wrong, but I was incorrect about that.#-#11621

A roast aardvark without an apple in its mouth is ..

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A roast aardvark without an apple in its mouth is like a martini without the egg.#-#1318

I can't believe you are the result of millions of ..

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I can't believe you are the result of millions of years of evolution.#-#10337

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.#-#139..

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.#-#13947

Let me take you a buttonhole lower.#-#17339..

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Let me take you a buttonhole lower.#-#17339

According to the latest official figures, 43% of a..

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According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.#-#1620

A hero is someone who does what he can.#-#942..

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A hero is someone who does what he can.#-#942

Down the street, at the Touretzky Nasal Grindworks..

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Down the street, at the Touretzky Nasal Grindworks, they have a different motto: Miserable Today - For a Better Tomorrow""#Hans Moravec-#6378

Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late e..

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Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.#-#7944

17% of college graduates would punch themselves re..

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17% of college graduates would punch themselves really hard in the face for $50.#-#384

I pity duh fool.#Mr. T-#11647..

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I pity duh fool.#Mr. T-#11647

Every now and then, a little learning makes us thi..

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Every now and then, a little learning makes us think we know a lot.#Vaughn Manning-#6958

Aaaugh! Don't DO that!#MST3K-#1554..

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Aaaugh! Don't DO that!#MST3K-#1554

If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush...

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If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush.#-#14972

Damn this hobby is expensive#-#5301..

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Damn this hobby is expensive#-#5301

Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it..

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Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it.#-#9615

Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will pre..

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Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.#-#18690

Martial Artists do it with technique.#-#18365..

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Martial Artists do it with technique.#-#18365

If you must choose between the lesser of two evils..

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If you must choose between the lesser of two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.#-#14715