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Intermission gave way to a miracle.#Jellyfish-#15540
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A woman must be pretty to please the men. But as for a man, all he needs is five sound limbs....#-#1515
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I asked you to come because it strikes me you're the last sane people left in this village.#Chief Vitalstatistix of the Gauls-#10183
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It gets worse, though, because Bethell was also a *fine-arts* student, which means that he had apparently been getting either too much Cindy Sherman or not enough Baroque 101.#Simon Schama-The New Yorker, on yet another Rembrandt vandal#15759
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A lot of people have these quotes pages full of funny and sometimes thought provoking things people they know or admire say. Most of the time the quotes are painfully sarcastic or full of angst and ultraviolence. This is useless and will not be supported #Randy Goldstein-#1031
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And yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest sonofabitch in the valley.#-#2600
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I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology, the study of milkmen.#-#10913
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All hope abandon, ye who enter here.#-#1945
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Gettin' crazy with the Cheez Whiz!#Beck-#8084
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Los Angeles's full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.#-#17941
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Lower the age of puberty.#-#18056
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It's only funny until someone loses an arm or leg. Then it's hilarious.#-#16579
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I must say, though, that it feels good to be resigning from AOL instead of resigning from Netscape. It doesn't really feel like quitting at all.#Jamie Zawinski-#11547
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Create a vision and never let the environment, other people's beliefs, or the limits of what has been done in the past shape your decisions. Ignore conventional wisdom.#Anthony Robbins-#5175
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All the world s indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers and portrayers. Each another s audience outside the gilded cage.
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Even evil people sometimes get up in the middle of the night to eat chocolate chip cookies.#Di Francis-#6820
