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Don't diddle code to make it faster-- find a better algorithm.#-#6100
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.#-#17649
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Happy Hanukkah! You guys get 8 days but we only get one, it's not fair!#Robert Harley-#8681
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For heavens sake, people, it's JUST a television show!#William Shatner-#7652
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Buy a drink for Claudia? Mmm... I don't think so. Buy a condo for Claudia.#The Opposite Sex-#4160
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Beauty fades, and attitudes go out of style.#Michelle Gardner-#3483
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Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.#-#2806
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Law stands mute in the midst of arms.#-#17231
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Insomnia opens the door to previously untraced memories, makes a mockery of the good sense that possesses us at high noon, and any effort we make to channel our thoughts twists the energy, rebukes us with half-finished faces, sexless bodies; we learn agai
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I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.#Jack Handey-#11944
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Be admonished that an equine presented as a donation should not be espied orally.#-#3391
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All the trouble in the world is due to the fact that man cannot sit still in a room.
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...what's the point of making non-addictive drugs illegal? If anything which alters the mental state of the individual is to be illegal in case he's unable to function in society, can we have a ban on religion please?#mathew@mantis.co.uk-#347
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Man, if you gotta ask, you'll never know.#Louis Armstrong-#18229
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America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.#Georges Clemenceau-#2291
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I won't be runnin' from the rain when I'm gone / And I can't even suffer from the pain when I'm gone / Can't say who's to praise and who's to blame when I'm gone / So I guess I'll have to do it while I'm here.#Phil Ochs-#12432
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Journalism consists largely in saying Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive."#G.K. Chesterton (1874-1936)-#16812
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De-accession euphemisms.#-#5383
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i mean, there are only 12 notes in western music anyway - how hard can it be to stumble around them until it sounds good?#Simon Postford-#11522
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Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF#-#15420
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If you can t keep quiet, shut up!
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Messing with the user's expectations of the CD user interface isn't a good way of demonstrating your hip, iconoclastic sensibilities. It isn't a good way of demonstrating *anything*, really, except maybe what a complete bunch of self-indulgent screw-offs #Dan Martinez on 'hidden' tracks-#18819
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In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves# but feed us.""-the Grand Inquisitor in Dostoevsky's parable#15327
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I will not bribe Principal Skinner.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#12341
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I think he's playing the old five-string guitar.#-#11900
