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It doesn't feel weird at all. In fact, it's spookily comfortable.#Johnny Depp on drag-#15739
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If it works, something went wrong.#-#14006
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A woman was arrested for driving under the influence... of prozac.#-#1521
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May you never know peace.#-#18582
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And you may ask yourself, well... How did I get here? And you may ask yourself, ``How do I work this?'' And you may ask yourself, ``Where is that large automobile?'' And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house!#Talking Heads-#2602
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Boss, n.: According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the words boss and botch were largely synonymous, except that boss, in addition to meaning a supervisor of workers also meant an ornamental stud.#-#3930
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Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.#-#8390
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Come back ya pansie! I'll bite yer legs off!#Monty Python-The Holy Grail#4832
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Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.#-#2814
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Lawyers, n. pl.: The larval form of politicians.#-#17243
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Merci rien. Thanks for nothin'.#-#18809
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He who lives by the sword, should go out and get himself a really nice sword.#Lev L. Spiro-#9072
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Ireland is the sow that eats her farrow.#James Joyce-#15574
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I have a cunning plan#Baldric-BlackAdder (I - IV)#10961
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Child: Talc is found on rocks and on babies.#-#4590
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Apple called it the MAC Quadra instead of the MAC III because most MAC users can't count to three.#-#2857
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I ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
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Another person's secret is like another person's money: You are not as careful with it as you are with your own.#E.W. Howe-#2650
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I'm not in marketting - Nobuko's in marketting. I'm a peon engineer whose printer code doesn't work...#Sean Simmons-#13143
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is insane.#-#15346
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Condom Classics: Don't be a fool; vulcanize your tool.#-#4972
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FLUSSSSSH! Whee! Ha Ha Ha. Mom, I'm done with my bath now.#Calvin-#7562
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And it's not development's fault--the corporate management infrastructure seems to have worse checks and balances than a pre-school lemonade stand.#Brad Barkett-#2530
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A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.#James Dent-#1216
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Hi, nice to see you back. By the way, I want to die.#John Dobbin-#9532
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If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.#-#13912
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I have just been called conservative! Mark this day in your calendar!!#Tim Byars-May 1 1997#11058
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If a string has one end, it has another.#-#13613
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My fiancee broke up with me. She left the ring in the bathtub.#-#19428
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And what are cat diapers called? PamPurrs?#-#2589
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All are but part of one stupendous whole, whose body nature is, and God the soul...#Alexander Pope-#1912
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I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.#Linda Ronstadt-#12405
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Can't have you accusing innnocent bunnies without cause. Though you don't sound truly sorry.#John Dobbin-#4343
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Acute Alcoholic, n.: An attractive drunk.#-#1679
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He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his won disposition will waste his life in fruitless efforts.#Samuel Johnson-#9035
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It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.#-#16565
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No box is big enough to contain our imaginations.#The Spot-#20110
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FEATURE n. A surprising property of a program. Occasionally documented. See BUG. A bug can be changed to a feature by documenting it.#-#7377
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Atheists have no one to talk to at orgasm.#-#3204
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Loving doesn't make you strong - you'd best be strong before you start.#David Scharch-#18052
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He's got a magnet Everybody BACKUP#-#9151
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A picture is a poem without words.#-#1239
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In the last, lorn fight, 'gainst the fall of long night, the mountains stand guard, and the dead shall be ward, for the grave is no bar to my call.#Robert Jordan-inscription on the Horn of Valare, Wheel of Time series#15351
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Football is a mistake. It combines two of the worst things about American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.#George Will-#7595
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Hire the handicapped. They are fun to watch.#-#9555
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Immortality... a fate worse than death.#Edgar A. Shoaff-#15057
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I can do anything I want as long as I don't care about the result.#subUrbia-#10275
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Love, n.: The identity of the relativity of the reality of an infinitesimal portion of the absolute totality of the infinite being.#Hegel-#18035
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My friend got a speeding ticket. I asked him how fast it was going.#-#19437
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Never play leap frog with a unicorn.#-#19882
