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Did you know that the Civil War was fought on AMERICAN soil?#Tabitha Soren-#5644
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All murderers have a human form. You have a human form. Therefore, you are a murderer.#-#1998
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Kierkegaard's Observation: Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.#-#17017
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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all.#Ogden Nash-#11958
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.#Dorothy Parker-#18778
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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me.#Camillo Di Cavour-#11039
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Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.#-#16865
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I have feelings too, I just choose to hide them underneath bitter denial.#Ms. Musso-Parker Lewis Can't Lose#11041
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It's a gneiss rock, don't take it for granite.#-#16231
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I will not draw naked ladies in class.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#12355
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I guess the first question that comes to mind is... where can I get a copy of the photo?#John Dobbin-#10886
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I don't even have an e-mail address. I have reached an age where my main purpose is not to receive messages.#Umberto Eco-#10538
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Nearly all of the consequences of the widespread adoption of Java are pretty scary if you think too hard about them. People who know nothing about distribution are building distributed systems. People who know nothing about concurrency are building concur#Doug Lea-#19725
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Everyone, please note that you are supposed to consult Ted for a fair assessment of everything on art. He obviously knows more than anyone else about the aesthetic value of everything.#Eva Crider-#7085
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Never dare to judge until you've heard all.#Euripides-#19799
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Macho does not prove Mucho.#-#18099
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Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.#-#19930
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If I can make just one person laugh, then it must've been a pretty good eulogy.#Wade Kwan-#13820
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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention#-#13248
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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.#-#8261
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BAR 1. The second metasyntactic variable after FOO (q.v.) Suppose we have two functions, FOO and BAR. FOO calls BAR...#-#3332
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Hidden refresh, n.: Keeping the flask in the desk drawer.#-#9540
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For sale: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.#-#7681
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If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.#-#14920
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Budweiser has introduced a new wheat beer. Great, just what I need: extra fiber with my buzz.
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I smell a wumpus.#-#11799
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I like the guy (I'm guessing) who is looking for information on Business Letter Grammer." I assume he'll get a hit like# "This is a letter I wrote to my Grammer...""-Megan Coughlin#11386
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Everything has to be done at least twice before it works.#-#7101
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Men do not mind a bust in the mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady!#-#18750
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I didn't knwo how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child five years later.#Loretta Lynn-#10465
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Let the person who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.#-#17351
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Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.#-#20073
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It certainly comes up from time to time in the context of, you know, testimony and other things... We do -- the briefers -- also, from time to time, get those questions as well. As to -- you know, nothing has changed on that in terms of our position and, #Christine Shelly-State Department deputy press secretary, when asked if there has been a clear statement of [administration] policy on settlements in the occupied territories.""#15723
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Guns don't kill people... television does.#-#8559
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Life would be far more interesting if people could explode at will.#Sam Kass-#17683
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Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.#-Motto of the Christopher Society#3660
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Megabyte, n.: A nine course dinner.#-#18709
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No evil can happen to a good man.#Plato-#20120
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Mr. Cranky has been known to exaggerate now and again, but... I kid you not... after I saw this film, I wanted to drive my car into a tree.#Mr. Cranky-#19239
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An anlogism is a word that isn't a word. Is anlogism an anlogism?#-#2331
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Jesus Christ, I've had more new good ideas this week than ... must be that new dog food.#Tom Connery-#16738
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All these people, and doubtless many more, were at some time during a long night castigated, vilified, embarrassed or, worst, bored, for which he most humbly and respectfully apologizes.#Howard Potter-#2090
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From the depths of our wallets, those Suck condoms silently mock us.#Suck-making the point that technology hasn't improved anyone's social life#7874
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A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy.' Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like 'ID 02.' 'ID' is an abbreviation for 'idiosyncrasy' and the number that follows indicates how many more m#Guy Kawasaki-The Macintosh Way#711
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Jack Neafsey's Second Law of Reality: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.#-#16694
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I may be dumb, but I m not stupid enough to stay with you.
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BBS, n.: Tall tales told by insects that produce honey.#-#3384
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An individual has to find what electrifies and enlivens his own heart, and wakes him.#Joseph Campbell-The Hero's Journey#2397
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Education is a progressive discovery.#-#6600
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Many a yo-yo think he have the world on a string.#-#18258
