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Count Dracula, your Bloody Mary is ready.#-#5147
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Man, oh man, we're two tubby mothers ain't we?#David Letterman-#18231
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Grew up way too fast, and now there s nothing to believe. And reruns all become our history. A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio, and I won t tell no one your name.
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Both movies. Both with ludicrous premises. Both live action. The similarities are endless.#John Dobbin-#3933
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.#-#19836
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College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreci#H.L. Mencken-#4817
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Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
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I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.#-#10821
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Doctor, don't cut so deep! That's the third operating table you've ruined this month...#-#5968
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It's always easy to tell your station in life. Sooner or later, someone tells you where to get off.#-#16282
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Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a f#Seinfeld-#17097
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Irrationality is the square root of all evil.#Douglas Hofstadter-#15585
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Entropy isn't what it used to be.#-#6749
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I'm not cynical. Just experienced.#-#13118
