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Chocolate heart. Complete with aorta amd other assorted veins and arteries. ~robert/heart1.gif#-#4640
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If God is a Republican, then why is his son a Jewish liberal?#-#13788
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i don t blame you. it sounds like the time for her to get OUT of the 7th grade is: now.
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As Will Rogers would have said, There is no such things as a free variable.""
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I can't kill myself with idiocy, it's not sharp enough.#Chris Morgan-#10353
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Is a computer language with goto's totally wirth-less?#-#15592
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Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.#-#16959
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An emergency situation is just an emergency. EVERYTHING is a situation.#-#2364
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He's a perfectionist. If he was married to Raquel Welch, he'd expect her to cook.#Don Meridith-about Tom Landry#9116
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Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your half-breed interference.#-#18907
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Just let me enjoy this for a minute.#Jerry Maguire-#16888
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He wanted a pet, so he asked for an octopus, thinking it would be an eight-sided cat.#-#8976
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Cane them from every angle! Let's drill their heads and pour in acid...#Howard Stern-#4363
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It's great to be back here again.#-#16376
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I have a headache this big, and it has a boot to the head written all over it.#Jeff Magnuson-#10972
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Efficiency takes time Frugality: who can afford it?#-#6623
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Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.#James J. Ling-#6276
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It is hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.#AA Milne-Piglet#15911
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Change is certain. Progress is not.#E.H. Carr-#4482
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If you leave the smallest corner of your head vacant for a moment, other people's opinions will rush in from all quarters.#George Bernard Shaw-#14689
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It looks like the sands of time could be running out for our lads.#-#16056
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I'd rather be famous than righteous or holy, any day.#the Smiths-#12745
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All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.#-#1952
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i'm a non-conformist too!#Faisal Jawdat-#12864
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A little ignorance can go a long way.#-#1016
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As an old fart, I'm well aware that life is always changing and destiny may bring us back together.#Ira Hata-#3003
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I'm afraid some little blonde will come along and you'll forget all about me." "Nonsense. I'll write you twice a week.""#-#82
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.#Robert Orben-#6945
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The food here is terrible." "I know... and such small portions# too.""-Woody Allen#155
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Either your head will explode or you would be nice and serene or your head would explode AND you would be nice and serene.#Bethany Jozwiak-#6646
