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Excellent day to have a rotten day.#-#7170
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If you design systems as though your immortal soul depended on them, then you will tend to build more reliable systems.#Electric Communities-Dicing with the Devil: An Introduction to Secure Protocol Design Using E Examples#14540
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China has agreed to crack down on the piracy of US intellectual property". Who would have ever thought that "Porky's III" would someday fall into THAT category? The first counterfeiter arrested under terms of the new pact pleaded temporary insanity. He ha#-#4626
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I'm looking for a paper to bring home so I can sleep with a clear conscience, knowing that I _intended_ to read it tonight...#Robert Harley-#13051
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Iic liebe rich. I'm really crazy about having dough.#-#15010
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Always yield to temptation, for it may not pass your way again.#-#2216
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It's impressive watching a man feed off of his own emotions.#Seven-#16401
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Never hesitate to hold out your hand; never hesitate to accept the outstretched hand of another.#Pope John XXIII-#19835
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All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.#Rita Rudner-#1983
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And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.#-#2579
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All the tactics, you must learn as an adolescent, you must retain: the carefull planning over what to wear, who your friends are, where to hang out"# who to date- the general social subterfuge... these things translate into future career environments as well."#2077
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I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.#-#12326
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May you never be sat upon by an elephant.#-#18574
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It is bad luck to be superstitious.#Andrew W. Mathis-#15828
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.#Homer Simpson-#8091
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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.#-#13350
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May you fool your enemies and beat them to Paradise.#-#18542
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Anagram: astronomers = moon-starers#-#2448
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Get down. Shut up.#Forrest Gump-#8059
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dog + chocolate powder + carpet = bad#Scott Berkun-#6017
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I don;t know how many currses control come in handy? it already has an X interface, which is aboincation enough.,#Rohit Khare-#10506
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An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.#-#2350
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A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.#H.W. Dodds-#1429
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.#-#2335
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Imagine you're running Apple. Your used to driving your Mercedes around at 100 mph. Suddenly your in silly valley driving 55 behind prozac'ed housewives and listening to a bunch of arrogant numbskulls. Give the guy a break.#Tim Byars about Michael Spindler-#15042
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.#-#1126
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An expert is someone from out of town.#-#2382
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Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?#-#5816
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How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?#-#9886
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It would be hysterical if there was a Chandler thermos, but I don't want to have 'Friends' dolls, because I know what people do to those dolls.#Matthew Perry-#16200
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Be careful how you think; your life is shaped by your thoughts.#Proverbs 4:23-#3406
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After I threw the bowl of jello at her, she had me arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.#-#1782
