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MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.#Winston Churchill-#18091
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If you dress well enough, everyone will presume you have a social life.#N.Y. Times-#14600
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Never write it in C if you can do it in 'awk'; Never do it in 'awk' if 'sed' can handle it; Never use 'sed' when 'tr' can do the job; Never invoke 'tr' when 'cat' is sufficient; Avoid using 'cat' whenever possible#Taylor's Laws of Programming-#19969
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Gerrold's Law of Infernal Dynamics: An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.#-#8049
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What's your pleasure# Mr. Peterson?" "Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer.""-Cheers#203
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Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.#Andrew Tannenbaum-#19951
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My bathroom went to art school, now I piss in a collage.#Rugburns-#19340
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Disco is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art.#-#5734
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Justice consists in taking from no man what is his.#Thomas Hobbes-#16930
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A moose once bit my sister.#-#1146
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[From information deleted so Rohit can't make me look like a twit yet again.] But you are a twit. Acceptance is the first step toward recovery.#John Dobbin-#469
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As we say in Texas, [deity] willing and the creek don't rise"..."#Berna Massingill-#3091
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Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.#-#7052
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Discovering an incompetent co-worker in your group is like finding a gold nugget in your flower garden. It's free money without the burden of extra work.#Scott Adams-#5738
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.#-#15264
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Be bold in what you stand for and careful what you fall for.#Ruth Boorstin-#3402
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I'll be happy to throw at you a dizzying array of truth blended with fiction to suit my whim.#Barton-#12774
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A child without a father is like a house without a roof.#-#642
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Children: Pure love contained in soft packages.#-#4623
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I think he's a couple bushels shy of a full crop#-#11883
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Bar Stool, n.: What Daniel Boone stepped in.#-#3334
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He's stoopid. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.#-#9187
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I can't believe they still haven't changed their name to Snackin' Pickle.#Megan Coughlin-#10335
