Bloom Lady: 03/01/13

Friday 1 March 2013

Diplomacy, n.: The art of letting someone else hav..

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Diplomacy, n.: The art of letting someone else have your way.#-#5699

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If this fortune didn t exist, somebody would have

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If this fortune didn t exist, somebody would have invented it.

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manne..

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Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.#Margaret Lee Runbeck-#8669

No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.#Robert..

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No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.#Robert Heinlein-Lazarus Long in Time Enough for Love""#20112

Boren's Laws: When in charge, ponder. When in trou..

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Boren's Laws: When in charge, ponder. When in trouble, delegate. When in doubt, mumble.#-#3909

Life's a joke, and we're the punchline.#-#17702..

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Life's a joke, and we're the punchline.#-#17702

lushes. my ass shall remain firml- ..wait.. are we..

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lushes. my ass shall remain firml- ..wait.. are we talking about _good_ cider?#Vince Farquharson-#18080

He had an empathic relationship with her.#John Tho..

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He had an empathic relationship with her.#John Thornley-#8865

CHARNOCK'S LAW: You never really learn to swear un..

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CHARNOCK'S LAW: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.#-#4516

I thought they were joking when they said a degree..

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I thought they were joking when they said a degree was proof that you can read and write...#Robert Harley-#12040

I will not call the principal spud head"."#Bart Si..

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I will not call the principal spud head"."#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#12346

No directory.#-#20116..

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No directory.#-#20116

Here I thought we were in trouble, but evidently w..

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Here I thought we were in trouble, but evidently we'll be okay if only you will humble yourself, and pray and seek God's face, and turn from your wicked ways. Get with it, Adam. The fate of the United States is on your shoulders.#Megan Coughlin-#9390

I didn't want to spoil your birthday.#When Harry M..

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I didn't want to spoil your birthday.#When Harry Met Sally-#10471

But does Bo know double diamonds?#-#4100..

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But does Bo know double diamonds?#-#4100

Look into your heart!#Miller's Crossing-#17891..

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Look into your heart!#Miller's Crossing-#17891

NNTP packets and compressed UUCP batches ship arou..

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NNTP packets and compressed UUCP batches ship around untold gigabytes a day of trash. This trash is known, collectively, as Usenet.#Unix-Haters Handbook-#20094

God doesn't believe in atheists.#-#8245..

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God doesn't believe in atheists.#-#8245

It is impossible to make something foolproof, beca..

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It is impossible to make something foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.#Edsel Murphy-#15925

Burglars broke into my apartment and were so appal..

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Burglars broke into my apartment and were so appalled, they left a donation!#-#4077

Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant..

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Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.#-#4455

Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involv..

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Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind. Therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.#John Donne-#2722

Calm down. It's only ones and zeroes.#-#4288..

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Calm down. It's only ones and zeroes.#-#4288

Before I started working here I drank, smoked, and..

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Before I started working here I drank, smoked, and used foul language for no reason at all. But thanks to this job, I now have a reason.#Fitz McKinzie-#3544