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Just because *you're* not a member of the conspiracy, doesn't mean the conspiracy isn't *cool*.#Elliott Evans-#16844
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I wonder why, I wonder why. I wonder why I wonder. I wonder why I wonder why; I wonder why I wonder?#Richard Feynman-#12446
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I have lifted this speech from Bartlett's Familiar Quotations". If more people would acknowledge that they got their pearls of wisdom from that book instead of the original# it might clear the air."-Kurt Vonnegut#11065
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Everyone's so nice to me. What have I done to deserve it?#-#7090
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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.#Sue Kolinsky-#12526
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Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und." Wrong. Underfund. Hey# it could be a word..."-John Dobbin#174
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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.#-#2983
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1984 has past, forget about Big Brother. Welcome to the 90's where the government's your mother!#Scatterbrain-#392
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It's time to climb off the mothership and hop aboard the Alternative Bandwagon.#MTV-#16648
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It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim#-#16669
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I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.#George H. W. Bush-#10583
