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Go to the law for a sheep and lose your cow.#German Proverb-#8221
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It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.#-#16537
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Exited Mann Chinese at _exactly_ 4:19 AM. Return trip is ~17 minutes.#Rohit Khare-#7219
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.#Kin Hubbard-#15995
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.#-#7028
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Dorothy Parker called her parakeet ONAN because he spilled his seed upon the ground.#-#6350
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Estoppel, n. Law: A rule of evidence preventing one from making an allegation or a denial that contradicts what one has previously stated as the truth.#-#6795
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I hear the handwriting on the wall.#David Farber-#11175
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I got a wild hair growing you-know-where.#George Carlin-#10850
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Keeping our records off the shelves does not make the problem of our children being hung out to dry disappear.#-#16985
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I was only having fun, wasn t hurting anyone, and we all enjoyed the weekend for a change.
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Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.#-#8158
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Home, Sweet Home must surely have been written by a bachelor.#-#9657
