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For a good prime call: 391581 * 2^216193 - 1#-#7603
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MacDonald's Second Law: Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.#-#18092
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Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.#-#17040
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LIAR: We wish we had 10 employees like him.#-#17485
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I love Valentines day because it holds so many pleasant memories for me. The joy of being given anti-be mine cards in grade school. The thrill of spending year after year alone and depressed. The total rapture of being dumped after driving 300 miles to su#Chris Rapier-#11487
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B C N U *salute*#-#3269
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Gargle twice daily - see if your neck leaks.#-#7968
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I am not a wimp.#George H. W. Bush-#10106
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If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.#-#14069
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Lovemaking is the consolation for living in the body, just as art is the consolation for living in the world.#Helmut-The God In Flight#18048
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I once had a cookbook entitled, When It's Smoking# It's Cooking- When It's Burnt#11610
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Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.#-#16827
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I'm a hero, I'm a zero, I'm the butt of the worst joke in history.#Bad Religion-#12850
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Henry VIII and his six knives.#Blackadder IV-#9359
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It is important to realize that the Web is what we make it. 'We' being the people who read, the people who teach children how to surf the Web, the people who put information up on the Web. Particularly the people who make links.... The Web doesn't force a#Tim Berners-Lee-Scientific American 12/97#15916
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May an abnormal person talk you into joining a religious sect that eats ping pong paddles#-#18471
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If teal is not really a color, are people who actually wearing it not wearing anything at all? Would you kiss and teal?#-#14209
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Anyone who can cope with mathematics is not fully human.#-#2780
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Nirvana... the place where the powers that be and their friends hang out.#Zonker Harris-#20089
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All work and no play, will make you a manager.#-#2128
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Life without learning is death.#Cicero-#17679
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As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.#Weisert-#3017
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May you lose all your teeth -- but one should remain for a toothache.#-#18568
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Marriage doesn't sit too well with me. I like the part about having a husband, it's being a wife I can't stand.#Cybil Shepard-#18308
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If it screams it's not food......yet. <<Evil Grin>>#-#13981
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.#-#5849
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It's comin' apart, Lad#Scotty-#16342
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An abstract term is like a valise with a false bottom, you may put in it what ideas you please, and take them out again, without being observed.#-#2317
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Mmmmm... reprocessed pig fat...#Homer Simpson-#18990
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...rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's not coming, but on our own readiness to receive him; not on the chance of his not attacking, but rather on the fact that we have made our position unassailable.#Sun Tzu-The Art of War#326
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Feel like I stepped in something, and now it's all over my shoe.#Billy Joel-#7388
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Middle age is youth without its levity. And old age without decay.#Daniel Defoe-#18872
