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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die.#Klingon Proverb-#7585
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I think that's technically and ethically equivalent to making anyone who wants to discuss my phone number (or any other address) pay me.#Dan Kohn-#11965
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Let's just say I hit 50 and made a U-turn.#Phyllis Diller-#17401
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I've prepared some interesting PowerPoint presentations on how to do efficient OpenGL programming and now, INSTEAD OF SHOWING THEM TO YOU, I AM GOING TO SET THEM ON FIRE!!!#Robert Rodgers-#13490
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He has half the deed done who has made a beginning.#Horace-#8877
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First Rule of Bicycling: You are always going uphill and against the wind.#-#7497
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Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep.#Fran Lebowitz-#17638
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Keep frisking yourself.#David Letterman-#16960
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I know enough about the World, to know that I don't want to know anything more.#Sly-#11292
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My superiority complex is better than your superiority complex.#-#19608
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Hello, I am part number 3:^:3:3[3:]3:]33#-#9301
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Life is like an analogy.#-#17617
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He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.#-#9001
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It takes about the same amount of effort to write a good screenplay as it takes to make a complete typeface family. Often, they are both scripts, they both have characters, they both require a lot of editing, and having the good idea is half the job.#Dave Siegel-#16123
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My final piece of expert advice#" Peavy added- "is that all of you people should just go fuck yourselves.""#110
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.#Jake Johansen-#976
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A big mac, french fries and a large coke#-#554
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Divisive dependencies, distributed deadlocks, and partisan protocols have tightened gridlocks, aggravated race conditions, and promulgated double standards.#Unix-Haters Handbook-#5775
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I have Slack. The cars can't hit me. Or kill me.#Geoff Spear-#11114
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If it's stupid and works, then it ain't stupid.#-#14025
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Life is a cereal. And a magazine. And a bowl of cherries.#3rd Rock from the Sun-#17538
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If you could clone something and bring it back to life, would dinosaurs be YOUR first choice?#Jim Mullen-#14536
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Food will be scarce; you will have to scavenge. Learn to recognize foods that will be available after the bomb: mashed potatoes, shredded wheat, tossed salad, ground beef, etc.#-Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence#7582
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Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.#-#4513
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How did they measure hail before the golf ball was invented?#-#9785
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If I listen, I have the advantage. If I speak, the others have it.#-#13884
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Crash, n.: Normal termination.#-#5172
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A strong man and a waterfall always channel their own path.#-#1399
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Is it my fault a bunch of guys in sandals did my homework for me 4,000 years ago?
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May you and your wife share with each other like a horse and a sparrow.#-#18520
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Freaks are people too.#John Dobbin on what he's learned from Jerry Springer-#7794
