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My mistake. Four coffins.#Clint Eastwood-A Fistfull of Dollars#19520
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Cavaliers do it mounted.
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Maryann's Law: You can always find what you're not looking for.#-#18381
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For him that steals, or borrows and returns not, a book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no#inscribed in the library of the monastery of San Pedro-in Barcelona#7654
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Listen, Pinnochia, I know women talk like this too. You can't genderalize.#Adam Rifkin-#17795
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in them?#Steven Wright-#9883
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Don't worry, if everything worked right you'd be out of a job.#-#6325
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Don't believe everything that you breathe, you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve.#Beck-#6067
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He uses telnet like a pro... and he drinks Johnny Walker Red.#Ed Briggs-#8973
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And you can analyze this situation. To me it's all just mental masturbation.#Sammy Hagar-There's only one way to rock#2601
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I'd love to, but I want to spend more time with my blender.#-#12675
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Don't use contractions in formal writing.#-#6304
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Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!#-#4276
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Look, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!#Monty Python-The Holy Grail#17914
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A cheerleader is an athletic supporter.#-#635
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A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a very sick mind.#-#661
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...the substance of our first act will be shadows, and the strife with shadows. Heavier the interval than the consummation. All things prepare the event. Watch.#T.S. Eliot-Murder in the Cathedral#336
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It's kind of in her hands because, well, basically, I want to sleep with her.#Lex Gibson-#16421
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No matter how cynical you get, it's always impossible to keep up.#-#20164
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Hello, Jane speaking.#Jane-#9305
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Monopoly? Heck no. We just don't want competition.#-#19082
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No matter how cool your interface, it would be better if there were less of it.#Alan Cooper-#20163
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Cleveland Indians All-Star Albert Belle was suspended for corking his bat. Is that the same thing that got Pee Wee Herman in trouble?#David Letterman-#4731
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I'm the Doctor... gotta love me#Bashir-#13307
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Every speaker has a mouth; an arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.#Robert Orben-#6984
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A bathroom hook will be loaded to capacity immediately upon becoming available. This also applies to freeways, closets, playgrounds, downtown hotels, taxis, parking lots, wallets, purses, pockets, and so on. The list is endless.#-#546
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Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.#Jerome Lettvin-#6751
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Gloat. Make everybody else feel like failures. Live a garish and decadent life.#Dogbert's advice to the rich-#8185
