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Dust-balls - The cheap man's tribble.#-#6513
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Let's make like a train and leave tracks.#-#17425
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Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out.#-#18153
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An entire city block populated by morons that are so blessed with whatever it is that God uses to punish the weaker branches of the tree of life that any sort of advanced technology stops working here. This helps explain why we use Microsoft operating sys#Lex Gibson-#2370
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I am aware of the consciousness I have, and I mourn the consciousness I do not have.#Robert Bly-What Have I Ever Lost by Dying?#10049
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How 'user friendly' need be this edition of Macbeth"?"#-#9724
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I'm a power-crazed psycopath - I don't WANT inner peace#-#12868
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I can marry anyone I please. The problem is that I don't please anyone.#Groucho Marx-1890-1977#10291
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Frankie say `No more'.#Frankie Goes to Hollywood-#7789
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God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.#-#8300
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Dunlap's Laws of Physics: 1. Fact is solidified opinion. 2. Facts may weaken under extreme heat and pressure. 3. Truth is elastic.#-#6500
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Kevin, your wit is tepid and lacking in spirit. You are as a small flower which, when carried upon the wind's harrowing passages, is thrown hither and thither, never reaching safe ground to spread its roots. And therefore, just as the flower, your feeble #Dan Appelquist-#16994
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Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.#-#3387
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I m mooning you now, you just can t see me.
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Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough.#Fred Green-#2916
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I will not do anything bad ever again.#Bart Simpson-Writing 500 times on the board#12353
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I used to be indecesive, now I'm not so sure.#-#12095
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I can only pray that your personal magnetism won't erase my hard drive.#Alice to Wally-in Dilbert#10295
