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I'm tsrhaphpd ain a ACT%M vrehstifpool wriphd JGILHL GROOFDACPHRE!#Friends-#13333
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It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.#Gore Vidal-#15955
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I would except that the bitch that stood me up last saturday is also in possession of my copy of why I hate saturn, which is suprisingly appropriate in an ironic sort of way. Women suck.#-#12462
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An ulcer is what you get mountain climbing over molehills#-#2439
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I'm coming back in the next life as a toilet brush.#Friends-#12932
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Aw, Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!#Calvin-#3262
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I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous.#Tyra Banks-#10589
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.#Oscar Wilde-#3732
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I'm not sexist, racist, elitist, temporalist or dimensionalist so I HAVE THE GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE MY COGNITIVE CAPACITIES#Kate Devitt-#13170
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Down with categorical imperative!#-#6379
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All that glitters isn't gold. All that doesn't glitter isn't either.#-#2053
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Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks.#-#7969
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.#-#14879
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How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU.#Borg-#9914
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DOS is todays CP/M - Windows is tomorrows CP/M#-#6356
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Any time four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.#Johnny Carson-#2748
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If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.#-#14085
