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I drank Pledge for a week, and whenever I farted, I polished a chair.#Billy Joel-#10719
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In Mexico we have a word for sushi. Bait.#Jose Simon-#15230
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As i was packing up my books, i noticed that i had Atlas Shrugged" shoved in between "To kill a mockingbird" and "The communist manifesto". i cant say it didnt give me a tiny little twinge of happiness."#May Jawdat-#3029
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Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?#Solomon Short-#19702
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.#Arnold H. Glasow-WSJ#1038
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Help--I'm being held captive by my modem#-#9354
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If you want to fight discrimination, you must first make the injustice visible.#Brent Capps-#14856
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For fractures, to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.#-#7647
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Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?#-#6333
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Growing up is all about finding out that people are gay.#Erin van Yuga-#8536
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He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.#-#8980
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Don't feel bad, wolfie. I was wrestlin' wolves while you were at yer mother's teat!#Groundkeeper Willy-The Simpsons#6126
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A woman is like a teabag. You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.#Nancy Reagan-#1512
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Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know that right and left shoes were thought up only a little over a century ago?#Bernice Fitz-Gibbon-#5188
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I don't want people to know what I like, what I don't like, who I am, where I live, how I live, what the names of my children are.#Harrison Ford-#10690
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I'm the kind of person with a nerf gun who'll shoot you if you cause me any problems#Sam Weiler-#13312
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Men can't get mad cow disease, because men are pigs.#-#18748
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It's really not that hard to outlive a list when the list is way too narrow and of interest to almost no one...#John Dobbin-#16596
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In Riemann, Hilbert or in Banach space Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways. Our symptotes no longer out of phase, We shall encounter, counting, face to face.#Stanislaw Lem-Cyberiad#15282
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I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.#-#11157
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Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration.#-#8011
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It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.#Errol Flynn-#16046
