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Ingres is not a necessary precursor to Egress.#-#15473
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.#-#9672
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A note to all of you in 18-100: Mwahahahaha! Surrender your poor pathetic lives now! Nobody gets out alive! Carley fails everyone! To those of you in 18-100 with no sense of humor: What are you worried about? People with no sense of humor study more than #Brian Bankler-#1189
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About a month ago, I went shopping with my insane Taiwanese girlfriend, Communist Spice. As is my wont, we were methodically cruising every aisle in the store. When we entered the pet aisle by mistake (we have no pets) she stopped dead in her tracks. Pick#M. Otis Beard-#1567
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It may be that they started off retarded, or it may be that Delphi did it.#Robert Rodgers-#16063
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Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.#-#7095
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Inappropriate gift: 5,200 pick up... a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game.#-#15411
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It is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall.#-#15855
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Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees.#Thomas J. Stonewall" Jackson's last words before dying on May 10- 1863 following the battle of Chancellorsville in the U.S. Civil War"#17355
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New book: 101 Ways to Brown-Nose to Success.#-#19976
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Heaven has no rage, like love to hatred turned, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned.#William Congreve-#9249
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I can't believe a thing they want us to. We've all got scars; they should have them too.#Pearl Jam-#10326
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Firstly, there's no such person as Death. Second, Death's this tall guy with a bone face, like a skeletal monk, with a scythe and an hourglass and a big white horse and a penchant for playing chess with Scandanavians. Third, he doesn't exist either.#Sexton Furnival-Death: The High Cost of Living#7517
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Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.#-#17658
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I'm not broke, I'm just badly bent.#-#13111
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I know of no more valuable commodity than information.#Wall Street-#11312
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Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.#-#3466
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Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.#William Shakespeare-#17961
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C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.#-#4223
