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I'd love to, but I have too much guilt.#-#12668
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It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks of it but few have ever seen it.#Francois de Las Rochenfoucald-#16035
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Law of Software Envelopment: Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can.#-#17225
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If it wasn't for disappointment, I wouldn't have any appointment.#They Might Be Giants-#13989
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If only God would give me a clear sign, like a large deposit in my name in a swiss bank.#Woody Allen-#14124
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.#Rodney Dangerfield-#11444
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It's the suede denim secret police. They have come for your uncool niece!#Dead Kennedys-#16637
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Night guy screws morning guy. The only way morning guy can get back at him is to make day guy lose his job, so then night guy doesn't have the money to go out anymore.#Jerry Seinfeld-#20070
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.#Robert Frost-#744
