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it's irrelevant, because women exist only to make my life hell, preferably after lots of sex.#Geoff Spear-#16408
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A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
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For some women, shopping is a sex compensation, so the shop must seduce the customer.#Lady Dartmouth-#7693
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Let s take the shortcut, he can t see us from there.
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Michael Jackson's Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!): Don't do it yet.#-#18837
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Just shut up and give me the trinkets, booth weasel!#Top 5-#16905
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It's an ALIEN! Yes, an ALIEN. A big hulking alien. My groggy but functioning automatic response program IS operational. It says, What the hell are you talking about?" Make note for future: this is probably not the best way to handle a first contact."#Robert Rodgers-#16294
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I've been everything you can't respect... a lawyer, a mayor, a news anchor and a talk-show host. If I sell used cars, I've done the whole cycle.#Jerry Springer-#13373
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower#-#5237
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He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
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I don t worry about crime in the streets, it s the sidewalks I stay off of.
