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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.#-#4620
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A free agent is anything but.#-#819
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Gluttony is not a secret vice.#Orson Welles-#8189
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Let each man exercise the art he knows.#Aristophanes-#17317
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I know you believe you understand what you think I meant, but I am sure, you realize, that what you heard is not what I said.#-#11338
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I alternate between saying Kill your television" and "I want television in an I.V.""#Tara Morrison-#10000
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.#Sacha Guitry-#2393
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If at first you don't succeed, try something else.#-#13698
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Antelope freeway--1/4 mile.#-#2662
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It's 5PM and I'm all out of pithy things to say.#-#16211
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Failure: When your best just isn't good enough.#www.despair.com-#7293
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Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.#-#17543
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Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.#-#19854
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(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked#-#244
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Death is only a state of mind.#-#5436
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Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.#Gilbert Highet-#18280
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Don't let the Sun go down on me.#Elton John-#6189
