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Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C:..... mean ?#-#5277
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Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night, God said, Let Newton be, and all was light. It did not last; the devil howling Ho Let Einstein be restored the status quo.#-#19706
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It's just an act to get you off your guard. I'll be down your pants b4 you can say spank your own damn monkey!""#Jose Calvo-#16415
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look, the only people who don't write terrible poetry are ezra pound and my sister. my sister because she doesn't write poetry and ezra pound because he's DEAD.#Faisal Jawdat-#17913
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?#Lily Tomlin-#14355
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During the WWDC keynote, new Senior VP of Software Engineering Avie Tevanian called Java Apple's biggest opportunity. It's not clear how many Apple developers share that opinion, but Apple proved it can make grand statements about Java as well as the next#Geoff Duncan-#6510
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I guess we're sick of trying to seduce people. If you don't like us by now, you can get stuffed.#Andrew Farris-INXS#10890
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I believe that one day everyone, everywhere will know the wonders of my nipples.#Stimpson J. Cat-#10212
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If I put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home.#Friends-#13890
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I *need* a private jet.#Rohit Khare-#9979
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I could stop here, but I'm going to subject you to a bunch of math.#David Haussler-#10424
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If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.#-#14035
