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I have finally found my soulmate. Now what do I do with my husband?#-#11042
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CRT emissions are physically addictive.#Cecil Adams-#5219
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He's the kind of man for the times that need the kind of man he is ...#-#9226
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And my heaven will be a big hell, and I will walk through the front door.#Peter Gabriel-#2535
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Gresham's Law: Worse money drives out bad.#-#8521
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Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.#Rex Reed-#9647
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Damn It Jim I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer#-#5298
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Memepool is so cool, now we don't have to talk to each other.#Bruce Sherrod-#18716
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God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends.#-#8254
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A calorie is a calorie, and I want to get the most for my money.#Martin Frankel-#605
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Children have more need of models than of critics.#-#4613
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I'd like a security system that fills the car with... tuna?#Vince Farquharson-#12610
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It's supposed to be hard; if it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.#Tom Hanks-A League of Their Own#16618
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I am looking for Henry Miller. I think he has stolen my life. It is my life he is leading, stumbling around with - French people and eating roots with the natives. Those roots he eats are my roots - my family roots. He devours them with gusto, with a verv#" I shout- "put down the oranges of Heronimus Bosch and let's fight to the death like caged animals. With your command of the native tongue#10091
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Civilization doesn't give out, it gives in. In a society where anything goes, eventually everything will.#-#4687
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...the two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.#Harlan Ellison-#338
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I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.#Carl Sandburg-#11864
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My God, it's full of stores - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey#-#19456
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It is always darkest just before dawn.#-#15810
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Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle#-#2939
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Because, as you recall from chemistry class, fire is essentially the rapid combination of oxygen with the cosine to form the Tigris and Euphrates rivers (or something along those lines).#Dave Barry-#3516
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Boats, cars, sex... you have to touch all of them lightly or they lose their glamour.#Mel Gibson-#3874
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ML attempts to enforce good programming with the functional model. I think it enforces good programming by preventing the development of large projects in ML.#Robert Rodgers-#18984
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Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.#-#6059
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Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.#Buffy the Vampire Slayer-#7185
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I hold that a little rebellion is a good thing.#Thomas Jefferson-#11191
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It is better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.#Daniel Kaminsky-#15835
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A penny for your thoughts. A dollar for your death.""#-#1206
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The government doesn't want you to know." Then me and the government# we're in cahoots!"-Eric Bax#156
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Angry voters in a number of states also voted overwhelmingly to impose term limits on members of Congress, apparently because there was no way to vote for putting them directly in jail.#Dave Barry-#2623
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f opinion that makes horse races.#-#7268
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He who talks of wheel of life may merely be spokesman.#Johnny Chen-#9098
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MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING#-#19217
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How do you synthesize a methalated alkaloid?#Love Potion No. 9-#9810
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just to set the record straight: the roswell aliens, adolf hitler, JFK, elvis, lee harvey oswald and a short-order cook from missoula are all living on a sumptious estate owned by howard hughes just outside of buenos aires.#Ethan Schartman-#16918
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I'll see that wow and raise you a zowee.#Frasier-#12821
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Impropriety is the soul of wit.#William Somerset Maugham-#15069
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History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.#-#9598
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I have all these great genes... the problem is, they're recessive.#Calvin's Dad-#11010
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A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.#Lao Tsu-#966
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Creditors have better memories than debtors.#Ben Franklin-#5192
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A great fortune is a great slavery.#-#909
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FoRK is nothing more than high tech Pro Wrestling. And Pro Wrestling is an extrapolation of the society in which we live.#Tim Byars-#7753
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If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.#Thomas Carlyle-#14036
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Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.#-#16732
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Grad terminology: ABD - All But Dissertation.#-#8447
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A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.#Evan Esar-#866
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Hey, you're right! I've been choking, coughing and hacking in that order today. I'll get more graphic: during one particularly bad spell I even had to plunk a hawker in the wastebasket. It could be retrieved for further study. Pete Neegaard witnessed this#Mark Held-#9512
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It is important to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.#-#15915
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Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.#Elbert Hubbard-#5870
