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If there's something you can do, or dream you can, begin it.#Johann Wolfgang von Goethe-#14310
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Low bidder, n.: A contractor who is wondering what he left out of his bid.#-#18054
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In Florida, felons cannot adopt children. But evidently they can have custody of any they may have brought into this world. Because the ability to procreate is, in fact, a main indicator of fitness to raise your offspring.#Megan Coughlin-#15199
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Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky?#-#15643
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Lisa! What do you call those guys in chess that don't matter?#Bart Simpson-#17780
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My bills always die in subcommittee.#Calvin-#19346
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A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission.#Rush-#1385
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I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.#Steven Wright-#13000
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Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr Data#-#4385
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Il faut cultiver notre jardin. It is necessary to cultivate our garden.#Voltaire-#15012
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It's easy to spot the work of a sloppy handyman: you'll see paint over cracks, patch over patch, everything held together by chewing gum and duct tape.#Unix-Haters Handbook-#16362
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If you put an infinite amount of monkeys in front of an infinite amount of typewriters, they'd eventually produce the entire works of Shakespeare. Do the same with humans and computers and you get Windows NT. Score: Monkeys 1, Humans 0#Jordan Hardgrove-#14738
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I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears.#Data-Star Trek, The Next Generation#12455
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Don't go lookin' for snakes; you might find them.#Metallica-#6148
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Living never wore one out as much as the effort not to live.#Ana=EFs Nin-#17828
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Dow - Better murder through chemistry.#-#6375
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My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: Those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.#Indira Ghandi-#19463
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Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.#Vice President Dan Quayle-#3327
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GUIs are great at representing everything except relationships involving the word many"."#Larry Wall-#8547
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If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.#Robert Goheen-Princeton#14617
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change must come from within [...] what are the actual chances we'll stop hanging with the same losers [...] so its all talk, we must implement a paradigm shift to leverage our madness into an engine of booty#Vijay Gill-#4486
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Honesty's the best policy.#-#9677
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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be violent psychopath who knows where you live.#John F. Woods-#2183
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It's just like working in a fish-market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.#UHF-#16416
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If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.#-#14256
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If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.#Norm Schryer-#14226
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.#Forrest Gump-#17598
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I take my chances, every chance I get.#Mary Chapin-Carpenter-#11858
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LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer#-#17956
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By 1960 work will be limited to three hours a day.
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If I work incessantly to the last, nature owes me another form of existence when the present one collapses.#Johann Wolfgang von Goethe-1829#13933
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Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.#-#4681
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Don't sleep. You can do that when you're dead. Every waking hour is important.#Adam Rifkin-#6246
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Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste a little bit like chicken?#-#15617
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Jim Morrison was a vampire.#-#16765
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...to raise a signal means to turn the light on; ... Responding to a signal means turning the light off (and, under System V, hoping the bulb won't blow when it's next turned on)...#Dan Bernstein-#345
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For a good time, call 8367-3100.#-#7605
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As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life.#-#2992
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Genius does what it must. Talent does what it can.#Emerson-#8009
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Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.#John 20:29-#3815
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But of the millions who type http://www..." every day# how many realize that- like the universe itself#4126
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A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.#Dan Seligman-#1294
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He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it.#-#9075
