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Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.#-#19800
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Colvard's Logical Premises: All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.#-#4828
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God help me, I sort of like the interface for this........#John Dobbin discovers msn.com-#8262
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A 23 year old Italian man emerged from a coma after four years of caressing, rubbing and massaging by his girlfriend. Yeah, like he wasn't pretending to be asleep.#-#525
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If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him. It means he experiments.#-#14710
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Make input easy to proofread#-#18144
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A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist.#-#995
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Let us live Let us love Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls You first.#-#17358
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Logic - the principle on which all computers are built, but none seem to run under.#-#17845
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Adam:Sex is not so much a matter of fact as it is of friction." Rob:"Not if it's done right.""#-#1707
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I'm gonna write me a new mini-van this afternoon!" That situation would be a dream come true for me. (It's right up there with being paid per line of code.)"#John Dobbin-#83
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A sense of humor is the difference between ambition and achievement.#-#1340
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Life's a journey, not a destination.#Aerosmith-#17703
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Elevators smell different to midgets.#-#6666
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Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior executive.#-#5177
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Idios amigos. We're wild and crazy guys!#-#13537
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I made you, and I'm God. That's all you need to know.#Courtney Shane-Jawbreaker#11495
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Murphy's 3rd Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time.#Murphy-#19283
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Don't get gunk on me. I took a bath last Saturday and I'm all clean.#Calvin-#6136
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.#Harry S. Truman-#14494
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If Budweiser is the King of Beers, then Coors is surely Der Fuhrer.#-#13717
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Everyone and his bisexual brother writes erotica.#Andrew Stellman-#7036
