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I am one of the culprits who created the problem. I used to write those programs back in the '60s and '70s, and was so proud of the fact that I was able to squeeze a few elements of space by not having to put '19' before the year.#Alan Greenspan-#10134
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I will not be officious.#from the Minnesota police code of ethics-#12337
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java: write once, run away.#Joshua Schachter-#16717
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It's more than magnificent... it's mediocre.#Sam Goldwyn-#16459
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(A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with hammer.#-#256
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3 dreaded words when making love: Is that it?#-#415
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Angels bend down their wings to a seeker of knowledge.#-#2618
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As seen on the wall in a boardroom: Intelligence is no substitute for information. Enthusiasm is no substitute for capacity. Willingness is no substitute for experience. Hand written in under the last line: A meeting is no substitute for progress.#-#3062
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If you insist upon telling the truth you had better make it funny or people will kill you.#-#14677
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Maybe I'll buy the Smithsonian and show them how to really do a Holocaust exhibit.#Richard Goodman-#18639
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baby-X holds the position of Rootless Cosmopolitan at Our Lady of Intermittent Availability, where he is a student of the Philosophy of Interference and the Persistence of Vision.#baby-X-#3274
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It's only ones and zeros.#-#16581
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Earth shutting down in 5 minutes, please save all files and log out.#-#6558
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Fasten your seat belt.#-#7354
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A light wife doth make a heavy husband.#-#1001
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I think I think. Therefore I think.#-#11913
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A non-vegetarian anti-abortionist is a contradiction in terms.#Phyllis Schafly-#1187
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Like a fly to a bug zapper, you are drawn to the cafeteria.#Brendan Gray-#17727
