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I just used an emoticon, I feel so unclean...#Mike Wallace-#11263
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I want knowledge, not faith, not supposition, but knowledge. I want God to strech out this hand to me, reveal himself and speak to me. I call out to him in the dark, but no one seems to be there.#Ingmar Bergman-The Seventh Seal#12152
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He who never struggled with DOS in his youth has no heart. He who still struggles with DOS in his later years has no brain.#-#9078
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.#-#18498
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A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.#-#1260
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I don't want to be a software engineer. I want to design weapons of mass destruction.#Jen Quirin-#10696
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I'm the only one who laughs during meetings when people use industry jargon.#Megan Coughlin-#13318
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A dream is like a call to Wabash, Australia. You only get every other word, and nothing make sense.#The Opposite Sex-#767
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I was put on this earth to do a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never be allowed to die.#-#12249
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Never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river.#-#19839
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FUTILITY LAW: No experiment is a complete failure - it can always serve as a negative example.#-#7941
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I hope we will pull into San Franciso with a truck full of guns and hearts full of hate.#Dan Martinez-Originally spoken as ...a trunk full of guns..."#11209
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I'd love to, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.#-#12709
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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.#Franz Kafka-#15331
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Curiouser and curiouser! cried Alice.#-#5241
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Guys need to be asked three times to do something. The first time, we don't even hear you; the second time, we don't think you mean it.#Dennis Miller-#8566
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Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.#-#6130
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Here comes the plane. It's looking for the hangar!#Reality Bites-#9388
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Meteorologist, n.: A man who can look into a girls eyes and predict whether.#-#18826
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As long as you can feel confused, then you know your mind is free.#Norman Spinrad-#3042
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Curse the candle, let's have the night sky.#-#5245
